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Green Street 1,2 & 3 - The first one is the best, seems a bit more authentic, despite most of the characters being too sanitised to be believable as thugs, and at least it revolves around actual football. The second one, set in prison, is altogether different but still entertaining. The third one has too many caricature characters in it, a bit of a parody really, but I had to watch them all once I started.

American Beauty - first watch, really enjoyed this. Cleverly made, and has an extra layer of creepiness to Spacey's character, knowing what we know about him now. The fantasy sequences with Mena Suvari are so cringey and funny. Just found out this was made in 1999, and I've only got round to seeing it now, finger on the pulse as usual

Dead Man's Shoes - passable British revenge film, but had to laugh at some of the actors, they're like something out of a badly acted British porn film, not sure I haven't seen a couple of them on TelevisionX.

The Horseman - Australian revenge movie, much grittier than the previous mentioned. As I remember it was in grainy black & white, a no nonsense mission of paying back some nasty men for what they did to his daughter. Makes a change to hear all Aussie accents in a film. Satisfying but it was a bit sad too.

Die Hard

Had to be done lol

Star Wars: The rise of Skywalker 3/10 - Possibly the worst Star wars film ever, 2hrs of nothing followed by 20mins of action, the story makes no sense with characters brought back just to appease pissed off fans who were unhappy with Last Jedi. To give a really in depth review would mean spoiling the film for other people so i will that for another time but take my word for it when i say there are far too many plot holes and some of the abilities Rey has are just ridiculous.

Avoid.

^ I couldn't agree more mate.

joker 2019 was good film anyone watched this film

Au Pair Girls (1972)

British comedy from the 70s so you can imagine what it's like. Some of the blokes in are quite famous, such as Mike Baldwin of off Corrie.

Couldn't give two fucks about the plot but basically it's just an excuse to squeeze in as much nudity as possible. 4 or 5 au pairs arrive in the UK and no sooner are they matched up with their host families than they are separated from their clothes, for an assortment of spurious reasons.

We get to see everything and I mean EVERYTHING. Tits, arse, bush... the lot, the fucking lot.

The birds are stunners too and seeing them in all their natural glory is a delight. Delicious, natural curves, massive real tits and delightful, natural, hairy pussies.

I commend this film to the house and your wank banks.

Dolemite is My Name

This movie was fantastic not only that but very funny, great performances by Eddie Murphy, Wesley Snipes and Keegan-Michael Key. Highly recommend watching this movie.

Avengers End Game.

More of the same.
I didn't get the logic of the whole time travel thing.
Hulk says you can't change their present by going back into the past and just stopping Thanos being born or something simple like that because the present they're going back from becomes their past, or something like that.
But it's somehow OK for them to do some weird complicated thefts of infinity stones from their own past and stop him that way.
Cue some hilarious "Back To The Future" style road trips through all their previous Avenger movies where they can get into hilarious scrapes bumping into/fighting each other and their relatives.
Made no sense whatsover ?

Jumanji: The Next Level 7.5/10 - a surprisingly good sequel and highly entertaining, Danny Glover and Danny De Vito are very funny especially as their avatar characters.

Recommended.

(30-12-2019 01:09 )lancealot790 Wrote: [ -> ]Jumanji: The Next Level 7.5/10 - a surprisingly good sequel and highly entertaining, Danny Glover and Danny De Vito are very funny especially as their avatar characters.

Recommended.

I 2nd this recommendation. Highly entertaining & incredibly funny, especially The Rock & Kevin Hart as OAP’s