14-12-2018, 19:37
Aquaman
Well, I've seen it now, so I have a more informed opinion.
It starts off slow, but Amber Heard's breasts make an appearance at the end of the first act. Amber Heard's breasts carry most of the second act too, although it starts to drag a bit through the middle of the movie when Amber Heard's breasts are concealed by surface-dweller casual-wear. Amber Heard's breasts then make a triumphant return in the climactic finale. It's hard to tell at that point whether the breasts are real or CGI'd, but -- either way -- magnificent tits.
There is also a sub-plot about a fish-man, but that's all pretty shit.
So, to sum up:
Aquaman: 1/5
Amber Heard's breasts: 4/5
Well, I've seen it now, so I have a more informed opinion.
It starts off slow, but Amber Heard's breasts make an appearance at the end of the first act. Amber Heard's breasts carry most of the second act too, although it starts to drag a bit through the middle of the movie when Amber Heard's breasts are concealed by surface-dweller casual-wear. Amber Heard's breasts then make a triumphant return in the climactic finale. It's hard to tell at that point whether the breasts are real or CGI'd, but -- either way -- magnificent tits.
There is also a sub-plot about a fish-man, but that's all pretty shit.
So, to sum up:
Aquaman: 1/5
Amber Heard's breasts: 4/5