Has a storm destroyed your home, damaged your business or hurt your finances, don't worry, just sell your genuine Trump autograph, yes, you too can earn $10,000 by selling your sharpie scribble online to MAGA morons who love that shit. Kerfuckingching
^Anyone perfected a decent fake Trump autograph to fool most experts?
Portland Mayor responds to trump's tweets by saying "You should stay the hell out of the way"
Two new reasons why President Trump is... A PRESIDENT WITHUT A CLUE....
1) TWEETS THAT THE US IS 'SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM'
Well Mr. President I think you are going to be very busy and will have no time to visit the UK before the election and er, you deal with the mess you created and don't ask us to help you....and besides that it swon't be two long before you will have to isolate for two weeks on arrival - so that will be your lot.
2 Threatens to cut aid for 'lawless' democratic - led cities
So you would rather see those places be torn apart, burnt to the ground and forgotten about, and livelihoods ruined? - Well, I'd say that's a policy just ripe for a civil war right there....and how are they supposed to re - build when it is over?
You need to go to the US version of Specsavers and get better glasses...THEN you will see what the real damage & pain you have caused... nice knowing you Mr President.
Nuff said
The dopey wotsit has also told people to vote for him twice, in person and via mail. You can't make this stuff up
Could it possibly be Trump's brain??
Didn't think I'd see the day when a president would actually hold office but makes a bad job it