Bought a new tape measure last week. Went to use it this morning and it doesn't have inches
Wtf? Was Brexit all for nothing?
Now I think, it does sound a bit like a Blankety Blank set-up, but I was expecting a punchline involving yards. Oh well...
It's happening everywhere.
Give me five pounds of potatoes, I asked the market trader.
I'm afraid it's kilos these days he said.
Give me five pounds of kilos then I replied.
Trying to watch porn on an lg tv web browser is annoying...
^1st world problems! lol.
Smart TVs and porn don't really mix, better to get a fire stick or Android TV box.
#@$%ing boiling.
Wish this c#nty hot weather would piss off.
Doing my bloody nut
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Got 3 fans on full blast pointing right at me from different angles
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FFS