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(26-11-2020 23:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Not only pissed off, but embarrassedBlush that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.Important

it is however quite nice when used in oral sex... either way works.... BlushBig Grin
(26-11-2020 23:45 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]
(26-11-2020 23:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Not only pissed off, but embarrassedBlush that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.Important

it is however quite nice when used in oral sex... either way works.... BlushBig Grin

Oh she's alive Surprised Wink

Extra strong mints can be quite intense. Important

I was half expecting a gag about my Japs eye. Rolleyes
(26-11-2020 23:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Not only pissed off, but embarrassedBlush that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.Important

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ? eek
(27-11-2020 01:32 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]
(26-11-2020 23:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Not only pissed off, but embarrassedBlush that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.Important

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ? eek

you don't put it on your wrinkly old balls, you fool! you let the lady brush her teeth, then blow you! or you brush your remaining tooth, and lick her.....!!?? Bounce
Booked a game of golf in the morning, not so much pissed off, more like pissing down.annoyed
But, it does mean I can view the chan.nels for longer tonight, so, every cloud... Smile
(04-12-2020 00:07 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]so, every cloud...

Pisses on your golf course?
(04-12-2020 00:07 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Booked a game of golf in the morning, not so much pissed off, more like pissing down.annoyed

There will be less bunkers but lots of water and snow hazzards Smile
has there ever been golf played in the snow?
(27-11-2020 01:39 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]
(27-11-2020 01:32 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]
(26-11-2020 23:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Not only pissed off, but embarrassedBlush that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.Important

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ? eek

you don't put it on your wrinkly old balls, you fool! you let the lady brush her teeth, then blow you! or you brush your remaining tooth, and lick her.....!!?? Bounce

I'm sure that's something you insist on firt kelly...Tongue
"You're not having sex with that bad breath..."
(27-11-2020 01:32 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]
(26-11-2020 23:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]Not only pissed off, but embarrassedBlush that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.Important

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ? eek
Bet mouthwash is worse on your balls...
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