11-03-2020, 01:13
(11-03-2020 01:07 )fatboy77 Wrote: [ -> ]It really pisses me off when I have to abandon a wank halfway through due to an accidental rancid fart ...my own, not someone else's I hasten to add.
Sorry but...
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Sorry but...
11-03-2020, 01:19
11-03-2020, 03:25
11-03-2020, 03:30
(11-03-2020 01:07 )fatboy77 Wrote: [ -> ]It really pisses me off when I have to abandon a wank halfway through due to an accidental rancid fart ...my own, not someone else's I hasten to add.
Just ignore the fart just carry on wanking unless you shit yourself of course , i wanked so hard once there was wankspangle all over the place.
11-03-2020, 06:50
(10-03-2020 17:34 )Kingsmind Wrote: [ -> ]Kelly would you like Goatman to have a wankspangle on you.
he'd not be the first.....
....... this month. lol.
11-03-2020, 08:27
11-03-2020, 08:28
(11-03-2020 03:25 )Kingsmind Wrote: [ -> ](11-03-2020 01:00 )Carl-Gen X Wrote: [ -> ]Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.
Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...
Vinegar strokes do any chips come with that?.
what size you looking for??
11-03-2020, 11:48
11-03-2020, 11:58
not only have you've got him byt the short & curlies 
he's also hot and bothered now Kelly....
he's also hot and bothered now Kelly....11-03-2020, 14:16
(11-03-2020 08:28 )babelover48 Wrote: [ -> ](11-03-2020 03:25 )Kingsmind Wrote: [ -> ](11-03-2020 01:00 )Carl-Gen X Wrote: [ -> ]Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.
Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...
Vinegar strokes do any chips come with that?.
what size you looking for??
I like my chips the normal size but i hear Kelly likes a nice big chip.
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