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(31-10-2015 22:27 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]Bah, humbug!

I bet the kids cross to the other side of the street when they get to the scary man's house

Bloody fireworks and its not even cold enough to close the window

People seem to think firework night is every night between October and New Year round my way .
Just an excuse to make a bloody racket and stop people getting to sleep of a night.
They were still going off at 3am last night FFS .

Halloween is just another commercialistic jamboree of which there are too many.
Christmas has turned that way too.
Before we know it Valentines Day will be upon us for more commercialistic bollocks.
Then the Easter eggs will hit the shelves and before we know it Halloween and fireworks 2016 will be upon us once again.

Just another excuse for snookered to be a grumpy c@#t all year round .

P.S I still hate bed sets though.
Show me a bed set and I would quite happily throw it on the bonfire .

Pissed off at myself for having the worst memory ever met a lovely girl today having a great chat I thought things were going really well and then she brought up in the conversation that we actually had sex together about a year ago and I had completely forgotten about it and her know you should have seen me squirm on that 1 I couldn't get out of there fast enough not my proudest moment

^^^ooooh! i feel ya pain bro hahaha....

pissed off because at 5 am yesterday morning my monitor was working fine...
turned it on at 10am and it blinked and went off... arrrrrrhhhhhgggg!!!!.... i pulled it apart and found 2 swollen caps on the power circuit. its sunday... shops are shut... ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkk.....

3am this morning i thought fuck it... i dug out some old electronics. to see if i had anything that might work as a replacement...
2 tv's and old vcr and an old digibox... well as luck would have it... my digibox made the sacrifice...
20 mins and a slightly burnt finger later... woohoo! my screens working again...

sometimes it pays to be a dyslexic dumbass that has no idea what his limits of ingenuity are.
(ps keep in mind i have no experience with fixing electronics. so for me this was all guesswork lol)

drops mic* walks off with smug grin...

Can't sleep coz I'm bunged up and had to just sort the pressure out on the boiler when I've duffed up my right wrist which is very sensitive to exactly the type of movements required to sort it out (not Babeshows related ). Managed to get a soaring temperature back down though so a part of the battle won at least.

Taking a relative kicking on the days small stakes soccer/tennis/roulette/nags action, starting pot £50, current pot £19.54 with about £14 down on bets for tomorrow still. Have qualified for another for £5 free bet next week along the way though at least and there's hope to claw it back on the 'morrows bets to the £40ish region. #fuckthebookies

When you realise your headlight bulb needs replacing on your car... Only to find you have to use an injured arm to fit the bastard thing..to add insult to injury the Halfords staff are unable to fit the bulb as they are too busy sorting another unfortunate motorist !... Finally did it myself after half an hour of rubbing my huge scar on the body of my car due to the tight nature of the bulb fixing
Fucked off much !!!!

(03-11-2015 23:08 )R.W.Emerson Wrote: [ -> ]Taking a relative kicking on the days small stakes soccer/tennis/roulette/nags action, starting pot £50, current pot £19.54 with about £14 down on bets for tomorrow still. Have qualified for another for £5 free bet next week along the way though at least and there's hope to claw it back on the 'morrows bets to the £40ish region. #fuckthebookies

'Self inflicted' doesn't count

Dental hospital later today after f**k all kip due to continued bunged upness and noisy neighbours on 2 different floors below til circa 5:50am, absolute bollardio mcshitpiss.