Getting a new mobile phone because your last one packed up and the screen can't be read... Only to realise the sim from your own phone won't transfer your old numbers.
Fucking pointless cunting piece of shit.... Rant over
i look wonderful oiled up kelly if you ever want a night of oiled up passion let me know
Tomorrow my men march on the BBC headquarters in protest at casting aside Dad's Army for darts.
An utter disgrace.
Foggy Dewhurst's bunch are joining the march too for different reasons apparently;
Compo is annoyed that the BBC won't televise ferret racing or welly wangling.
I am campaigning to Bring Back Culture.
(22-09-2018 19:29 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote: [ -> ]Compo is annoyed that the BBC won't televise ferret racing or welly wangling.
Just don't get Holly Willoughby to do the interviews pre-protest; as the last time she talked about welly wanging she mistakenly called it "Willy wanging!" live on This Morning too.... Quite disgusting if you ask me old man....
(22-09-2018 20:49 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ] (22-09-2018 19:29 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote: [ -> ]Compo is annoyed that the BBC won't televise ferret racing or welly wangling.
Just don't get Holly Willoughby to do the interviews pre-protest; as the last time she talked about welly wanging she mistakenly called it "Willy wanging!" live on This Morning too.... Quite disgusting if you ask me old man....
She had difficulty getting grips on it, I suppose; the interview, I mean off course
I have been working hard trying to finish off the decorating I have been doing for the past week.
Virtually finished, only window sill, radiator and door / door frame to complete the study bedroom.
So I have rubbed down and painted the window sill, and am preparing to mask off the radiator, when the wife comes in and starts pestering me about some item on the news.
I'm not in the slightest bit interested but I pretend I am, as trained husbands do.
So I mask off the radiator, and guess where I put the masking tape; yes, right on the flippin window sill that I have just painted.
Nice big fuckin ring to sand off in the morning.
Being confronted by all those bloody charity ads when you switch on the TV is one thing but now they have started showing them at the cinema as well, close to 30 minutes of adverts is bad enough but for 12 quid i don't expect to be bombarded with people asking me for more money.
when i finally get home strip off cover myself in baby oil turn on s66 ready to unleash fury on myself and ffs my girl isnt on instead you have 2 middle aged women with saggy tits and ella jolie....fuck my life
