Or when you see the delivery driver chuck around a parcel that clearly has 'Fragile' labelled on it thinking if that's mine I'll kill him.Or where you order a dvd/video game or music cd & can clearly hear the disc is loose, rattling around & not in it's holder before you get a chance to open the packaging (thinking of those scratches).
Being off sick from work this morning I heard the noise of something getting pushed through my letterbox which I thought nothing of as it was the post but about 30-40 seconds letter the noise was still going on.I opened the front door to find the postman standing there telling me that the parcel is stuck in the letterbox (& I mean really stick where the cardboard packaging was ripped).I said to the clever-bollocks "have you ever tried to shit through the eye of a needle cos you have here?".I got treated to the puppy dog-eye look that had "please don't hit me for that!" all over his face where he squeakily said sorry before he scarpered off in his van (that was parked on my drive awkwardly).The packaging was pretty shredded but the dvd's inside were fine.
(23-11-2018 20:44 )Jack the Nipper Wrote: [ -> ]Or when you see the delivery driver chuck around a parcel that clearly has 'Fragile' labelled on it thinking if that's mine I'll kill him.Or where you order a dvd/video game or music cd & can clearly hear the disc is loose, rattling around & not in it's holder before you get a chance to open the packaging (thinking of those scratches).
Being off sick from work this morning I heard the noise of something getting pushed through my letterbox which I thought nothing of as it was the post but about 30-40 seconds letter the noise was still going on.I opened the front door to find the postman standing there telling me that the parcel is stuck in the letterbox (& I mean really stick where the cardboard packaging was ripped).I said to the clever-bollocks "have you ever tried to shit through the eye of a needle cos you have here?".I got treated to the puppy dog-eye look that had "please don't hit me for that!" all over his face where he squeakily said sorry before he scarpered off in his van (that was parked on my drive awkwardly).The packaging was pretty shredded but the dvd's inside were fine.
If you are really unlucky the bastard will have a piss in your garden before he leaves
Coca Cola are currently claiming that Christmas will be more special if you buy coke in glass bottles. Cant find the words to describe just how much this pisses me off other that saying 'Do fuck off Coca Cola'. I'll stick to the ale thanks.
My dad kept telling his bin men to stop walking across his lawn every time they emptied the bins. Several times he told them, & to stop dropping rubbish all over the road, but they'd just laugh...
He got the last laugh that Christmas though, as they came for their tip... He gave them one... summat along the lines "P*** off!" then berated them for their attitude over the lawn & littering.
He got a call from the council apologising, but he still told them to sod off for any tip... My dad can be brilliant some days!
If Mrs May had more men like your dad in her Govt Kelly, Brexit would have been sorted a long time ago!!
(23-11-2018 21:58 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ] (23-11-2018 20:44 )Jack the Nipper Wrote: [ -> ]Or when you see the delivery driver chuck around a parcel that clearly has 'Fragile' labelled on it thinking if that's mine I'll kill him.Or where you order a dvd/video game or music cd & can clearly hear the disc is loose, rattling around & not in it's holder before you get a chance to open the packaging (thinking of those scratches).
Being off sick from work this morning I heard the noise of something getting pushed through my letterbox which I thought nothing of as it was the post but about 30-40 seconds letter the noise was still going on.I opened the front door to find the postman standing there telling me that the parcel is stuck in the letterbox (& I mean really stick where the cardboard packaging was ripped).I said to the clever-bollocks "have you ever tried to shit through the eye of a needle cos you have here?".I got treated to the puppy dog-eye look that had "please don't hit me for that!" all over his face where he squeakily said sorry before he scarpered off in his van (that was parked on my drive awkwardly).The packaging was pretty shredded but the dvd's inside were fine.
If you are really unlucky the bastard will have a piss in your garden before he leaves
or if you're really,
really unlucky he'd be smelling of drink and drugs and not washed for a week, shagged the most gorgeous bird living in your street that you've been dying to shag for ages, before he delivers your parcel!!P
Why oh why can't amazon recruit some gorgeous women for drivers be afar darn sight better than having someone who doesn't know how to fucking communicate!!
(23-11-2018 20:44 )Jack the Nipper Wrote: [ -> ]Or when you see the delivery driver chuck around a parcel that clearly has 'Fragile' labelled on it thinking if that's mine I'll kill him.Or where you order a dvd/video game or music cd & can clearly hear the disc is loose, rattling around & not in it's holder before you get a chance to open the packaging (thinking of those scratches).
Being off sick from work this morning I heard the noise of something getting pushed through my letterbox which I thought nothing of as it was the post but about 30-40 seconds letter the noise was still going on.I opened the front door to find the postman standing there telling me that the parcel is stuck in the letterbox (& I mean really stick where the cardboard packaging was ripped).I said to the clever-bollocks "have you ever tried to shit through the eye of a needle cos you have here?".I got treated to the puppy dog-eye look that had "please don't hit me for that!" all over his face where he squeakily said sorry before he scarpered off in his van (that was parked on my drive awkwardly).The packaging was pretty shredded but the dvd's inside were fine.
I'd demand compensation for the letterbox and damage to the driveway!! (Even if there isn't any!!) That's happened to me a couple of times luckily my postman is a decent bloke though. Now, if only we could switch postal delivery services like we can with our energy!!
fucking universal Credit phone line trying to make interview appointment for first claim go through so many options and you end up in a fucking queue - plus the music they use does my head in - will someone just answer the bloody phone!!
