24-11-2017, 22:26
Doing a weekly food shop when you feel like death warmed up, and have to lean on the trolley as you go round ("food, god no, I'm never gonna eat ever again...")
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(24-11-2017 23:23 )Tumble_Drier Wrote: [ -> ]A late trip to the local supermarket for some weekend goodies seemed a good idea until I walked through the doors and my ears were assaulted by Justin Hawkins from The Darkness screeching "Christmas Time"
Fuck off you skinny twat. I want to purchase my beer & snacks in peace!!!!!
Don't let the bells end.
25-11-2017, 00:56
Reminds me of something Lorraine Kelly said - "how does he get away with saying bell-end in a Christmas song?" 
25-11-2017, 11:32
(25-11-2017 00:56 )The Silent Majority Wrote: [ -> ]Reminds me of something Lorraine Kelly said - "how does he get away with saying bell-end in a Christmas song?"
I wouldnt say no to Lorraine Kelly viewing my Bell-End
25-11-2017, 13:32
could have been worse- could have been "Mistletoe & Wine"
25-11-2017, 13:33
(25-11-2017 11:32 )SOCATOA Wrote: [ -> ](25-11-2017 00:56 )The Silent Majority Wrote: [ -> ]Reminds me of something Lorraine Kelly said - "how does he get away with saying bell-end in a Christmas song?"
I wouldnt say no to Lorraine Kelly viewing my Bell-End
Bet she would take you up on that offer an' all
25-11-2017, 14:05
(25-11-2017 11:32 )SOCATOA Wrote: [ -> ]I wouldnt say no to Lorraine Kelly viewing my Bell-End
Show some respect
She's two of Scotland's national treasures
25-11-2017, 14:22
you mean she has a double?
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