(19-01-2016 18:24 )Charlemagne Wrote: [ -> ]^ Funny that you mentioned Absinthe. It's one of my favourate drinks, over a sugar lump (but that's another thread)
The eyesights going but I've started to fancy the cancan dancing girls
^At your posh shindig you go to with the other mods, this will be Skully at the end of the night when he's had too much Absinthe and starts trying to grab the waitresses.
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That pic looks to me like Skully when he realizes yet another thread is destined for the Twilight Zone
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Pissed off that the cunt I was playing this week in the Fantasy Football and I had 10/11 players the same. The only fucking difference was I had Mahrez and he had Delle Ali. Looked like I was gonna sneak it by a point until Delle Ali pulls off the goal of the season.
I was like that ya cunt you can cuntin cunt right off ya cuntin fuck.
Pissed off that I'm back to not speaking at all atm.
Pissed off with shitty spineless managers at work. I've seen jelly fish with more back bone, pricks!
So, a bloody pheasant wandered into the workshop this afternoon
and came face to face with the dog. In the ensuing chaos a bucket of waste engine oil got tipped over
before it escaped through the window.... which was shut!
It's taken the best part of an hour, and all my shampoo, to clean up the dog
Don't even mention the window
I hope the bastard's got concussion
So i was out for a fly and a stroll today, when i accidentally wandered into a workshop, before i knew what had happened this fucking psycho dog started chasing me... well i fled for my life, slipped in oil and unfortunately ended up going through a shut window. Now i have a bump on my head and stink of oil... awful fucking day!!
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