Xmas supermarket shoppers. Don’t block the aisle with your f***ing trolley or smack into my ankles and NEVER leave your trolley blocking an aisle whilst you wander off around the place
(22-12-2018 11:00 )SecretAgent Wrote: [ -> ]Xmas supermarket shoppers. Don’t block the aisle with your f***ing trolley or smack into my ankles and NEVER leave your trolley blocking an aisle whilst you wander off around the place
Those people absolutely do my swede in, add to that the ones, when it’s really busy like it is around Christmas, who you can guarantee will be in the aisle where you need to get stuff, will stand right in front of what you want, and stand there umming and ahhing, dithering and dawdling while you strive to stop yourself from screaming “Get the fuck on with it you dithering fucktard”
(22-12-2018 11:00 )SecretAgent Wrote: [ -> ]Xmas supermarket shoppers. Don’t block the aisle with your f***ing trolley or smack into my ankles and NEVER leave your trolley blocking an aisle whilst you wander off around the place
I had this last night. I usually go at 8pm on a Friday because it's completely empty but last night was like an episode of The Walking Dead on steroids.
^Good god bet you didn't know if they were dead or half asleep
After years and years of trying..I am still completely shit at wrapping Christmas presents...I mean what the fuck? ‘How hard can it be?’ I ask myself before starting...
Then sometime later..emerging from a task which leaves bits of paper and wasted sellotape all over the place, everything I have wrapped, no matter what it is, looks like a sodding TV aerial
(22-12-2018 13:31 )Tumble_Drier Wrote: [ -> ] (22-12-2018 11:00 )SecretAgent Wrote: [ -> ]Xmas supermarket shoppers. Don’t block the aisle with your f***ing trolley or smack into my ankles and NEVER leave your trolley blocking an aisle whilst you wander off around the place
I had this last night. I usually go at 8pm on a Friday because it's completely empty but last night was like an episode of The Walking Dead on steroids.
Yes, I meant to go last night but I fell asleep on the sofa
Just back now and having a large whisky... before putting the stuff away
Spare a thought for the poor sod in the freezer aisle who clearly didn't want to be there and was getting dogs abuse from his wife, for picking up the wrong stuff, getting in her way, etc, etc.
He must love her dearly because I'd have walked away and left her standing there
^ He’ll leave her on Boxing Day - he wants his Xmas dinner first
One thing that the Royal Variety Performance made me think was when they brought Tarby on near the end; It's a shame that there aren't more tributes to the living. There are many former entertainers still alive (Tom O'Connor, Bill "on Twitter" Tidy, Freddie "on Facebook" Davies, etc) and the next you'll hear of them is when Huw Edwards sucks a lemon and tells you they're dead.
Paige Green's 'webcam' has been logged in since at least 17:30 but it's obviously not her, it's either a technical cock up or more likely some money grabbing arsehole producer logging it in to get his Xmas shits and giggles as us poor working chumps get excited and fork out the money we work our fingers to the bone for, just to stare at a black connecting screen!!!
IMO!!