The "Pissed Off " Thread

Bought a new tape measure last week. Went to use it this morning and it doesn't have inches

Wtf? Was Brexit all for nothing?

(04-07-2021 12:02 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  Bought a new tape measure last week. Went to use it this morning and it doesn't have inches

Wtf? Was Brexit all for nothing?

but surely your cock will seem bigger if you measure it in millimetres?

Now I think, it does sound a bit like a Blankety Blank set-up, but I was expecting a punchline involving yards. Oh well...

(04-07-2021 16:54 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(04-07-2021 12:02 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  Bought a new tape measure last week. Went to use it this morning and it doesn't have inches

Wtf? Was Brexit all for nothing?

but surely your cock will seem bigger if you measure it in millimetres?

Only men who feel inadequate measure their cocks

(04-07-2021 16:54 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(04-07-2021 12:02 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  Bought a new tape measure last week. Went to use it this morning and it doesn't have inches

Wtf? Was Brexit all for nothing?

but surely your cock will seem bigger if you measure it in millimetres?

be even motre embarrassing if you had a cock extension

It's happening everywhere.
Give me five pounds of potatoes, I asked the market trader.
I'm afraid it's kilos these days he said.
Give me five pounds of kilos then I replied.

Trying to watch porn on an lg tv web browser is annoying...

^1st world problems! lol.

Smart TVs and porn don't really mix, better to get a fire stick or Android TV box.

#@$%ing boiling.
Wish this c#nty hot weather would piss off.
Doing my bloody nut .

Got 3 fans on full blast pointing right at me from different angles .

FFS