The UK Babe Channels Forum

That is where I am now at, I will watch Dionne but that's it no point wasting time hoping for something that is not going to happen

The Victor Meldrew side to me wants to stay up all night every night to watch every channel so I have maximum cause for complaint .

(08-06-2015 00:22 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]There are no words negative enough in any dictionary of any language that could possibly do justice to the contempt I have for the shows right now. Reprehensible garbage yet again.

You could try the Klingon language, have some good sounding curses that might fit the state of the channels

Could somebody please give me a nudge when the nightshows start - Utter fucking garbage tonight. Without naming names some of these babes are proper gobshites as soon as somebody hands them a mic to speak into

Some members might even go as far to log in at 9AM in the morning and comment on how they thought they were infact very entertaining on the mic.... I'll say no more other than what's snookered done with the tubs of paint. Right I'll get my coat

(08-06-2015 13:09 )Censorship :-( Wrote: [ -> ]Please don't misrepresent what has been written, by snipping important information - What I actually wrote was:-

"I'm afraid that Ofcon, censorial cunts though they are, are not to blame; they are a convenient scapegoat - yes, they are fundamentally responsible for the serious decline over the years , which has led to the near destruction of the babe channels, but more recently, it's the broadcasters and some (many? most?) babes to blame, as far as I can see."


When did Ofcon's code change in such a way that could excuse the broadcaster's from blame, not just for the decline over the last couple of years, but the further tame down of 2015?

Plus, as I also pointed out:-

"The broadcasters will not challenge Ofcon's censorship, they have meekly capitulated at every turn..."

They don't have to put up with the broadcast censor, but have chosen to do so, and as a result, the shows have suffered massive decline for years.

I nearly left the rest of the first sentence in, but felt that lengthy quotes pad pages so much people stop reading, and anyone following this thread would have read your full post slightly earlier. Yes, you did blame Ofcom for the serious decline in the channels, but my point was that Ofcom strangle competition.

That suits operators who have other lines of business that would suffer if babe channels were too hot. Online streaming porn. R18 DVD sales. Sex shops. Sex chat lines. Sex cams.

Its as if railway companies also owned every petrol station, car park, car showroom and repair garage in the country, and made trains slow, late, expensive, frustrating and hideously overcrowded in order to generate bigger profits from their car businesses. A bit like babe channels. Except the overcrowding bit.

Half of all complaints come from babe channels. And Ofcom take them seriously as if the offence was real.

What a lovely nights sleep I have just had .
Did I miss anything?

Thought not .

(09-06-2015 02:54 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]Half of all complaints come from babe channels. And Ofcom take them seriously as if the offence was real.

I would go as far to say (& maybe you did indeed imply) that Ofcom full well know who really is complaining & play along with the channels self harming.

(09-06-2015 06:22 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]What a lovely nights sleep I have just had .
Did I miss anything?

Rachel Taylor has Joined Sin TV and she was naked in the shower last night with Tori glad you had a good nights sleep though

(09-06-2015 17:09 )Joey 27 Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-06-2015 06:22 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]What a lovely nights sleep I have just had .
Did I miss anything?

Rachel Taylor has Joined Sin TV and she was naked in the shower last night with Tori glad you had a good nights sleep though

Another sighting of flying pigs I see.
Think someone other than me must have been sniffing the paint last night .

Now then channels and babes - wakey wakey - snookered is on your case again .
Ok ignore me then, but see your fortunes continue to plummet as a result .

Have you heard of something called 'Visual Sexual Stimulation'?. No?
Allow me to explain .
So get an attractive lady.
Give her an interesting set with some redeeming features.
Advise her to wear an outfit appropriate to the set.
Encourage outfit play.
Encourage slow striptease.
Encourage eventual nudity.
Encourage seductive body language i.e longing lustful gazing into the camera, slow sensual movement of the hands up and down the body with many changes of position and pose.
Bit of POV also to be encouraged.
Encourage use of props where possible.

Then get loads of other attractive ladies and encourage them to do the same.

So why am I saying this to you?
I am saying it to you because the shows have become a predictable, mechanical, repetitious process that lack variety, imagination and spontaneity.
I am saying this to you to invite you to turn the shows into an embracing, sexually enticing and stimulating experience that provides a feast to the eyes, invites jaws to hit floors, mere viewers to become callers and cynics to believe once again that the nightshow product is not a dying duck.
To turn the nightshows from a process into an experience - this should be your collective goal.
All of you need to work together to make it happen.
You want a positive vision for the future - well here is mine.
If nightshows are there to encourage sex chat then provide us with the sexually appealing visual product to inspire engagement with it.

If you really care, if any of you really GENUINELY care then you would do well to follow my advice.
I speak as a long standing viewer and caller whose interest in both respects is dwindling more and more by the day.
So no point then in fobbing me off as just another sad forum c#nt, or freeloader or professional whinge merchant.
No point. And why?
Because I am not the one who looks foolish every night of the week like most of you do.
I can take professional criticism in my job with good grace.
Can you?
Do you?
Will you?

I care about what I do and don't pay lip service to those I serve.
Can you?
Do you?
Will you?

Think hard before you answer.
Take a long hard look in the mirror and if you have anything about you it should become obvious that too many of you are getting it all very badly wrong.
If and when that day of realization ever comes then ring up directory enquiries and ask for the nearest flying pigs agency won't you .

Goodnight .