The UK Babe Channels Forum

I wish all the channels would encourage their presenters to co-ordinate their outfits with the sets they were working on, for example:

hospital = nurse
classroom = teacher/student
gym = yoga bra and pants
police station = officer outfit
barracks = military uniform
stadium = sports kit
beach = bikini
fashion show = lingerie/ stockings and suspenders
dungeon = latex dress/catsuit
office = secretary
jungle = animal print outfit
stable = cowgirl/equestrian
bedroom = skintight pajamas
comic book event = cosplay
alley/park = trenchcoat
festival = denim shorts
sauna = towel
massage parlour = oil
airplane = air hostess
garage = mechanic
hotel = french maid
pub = bar maid
nightclub = belly dancer
photo studio = glamour model
film studio = actress
TV studio = TV presenter
newsroom = journalist
restaurant = waitress
swimming pool = lifeguard

^ While I agree with the sentiment, you'd need a studio the size of a football pitch for that little lot (or an army of hands to strike and erect the different sets each session).

^^ I so agree with you and have made this point myself on occasion. An outfit appropriate to the set is a useful element to have in giving a theme to a stint.

Used to happen more regularly especially when the channels were much more fun. Now it's 'can't be arsed' going through the motions, one set no different than the next.

If I had my way, the only thing you're allowed to wear in the sauna set is oil

^ Yes I agree with that too.
There is very little imagination about the nightshows now.
Times have changed and not for the better.

In hindsight the channels should've been smarter at advertising, marketing and generating advertising revenue from their product once OFCOM restricted 2-4-1's, kissing, nipple sucking and physical contact between presenters.

The key to their success in the future might be capitalizing on the personalities and talents of their presenters in really fun, sultry and seductive ways like a reality show or erotic convention.

Watching a beautiful woman lie stagnantly on a bed for 8 hours has become almost visually redundant.

The channels probably could've made a lot of money today and tonight, if they had got a few of their presenters to cosplay as Star Wars characters, especially if they were dressed in the slave Leia costume.

May see some Star Wars outfits later on the nightshows

^ please no. I like Star Wars but it doesn't mix with wanking IMO.

The problem with cos play is that only a few of the girls act out the roles the rest just look like a cartoon statue