The UK Babe Channels Forum

I must admit I've been tempted a few times lately to be posting comment on the Rubbish Night On The Babe Channels Thread but then I quickly realised that the problem lies deeper than that Thread.

The only way forward I see now for the channels to get back any sort of credibility is to encrypt the whole lot of them. I find it insulting that they are being passed off as Adult, I'd barely give any of them a PG Certificate nevermind anything else.

Night after night and they are reaching new lows that I never previously thought was possible. Studio66 is one channel that is really taking the piss now, they are now using daytime babes doing extended tease shows but none of them even dare remove their tops. Yet Studio66 have got the brassneck to also label the shows as 18+

Ofcom have tamed the channels so much now, if a babe so much as sneezes or adjusts her crotch they get hit with a heavy handed fine. In all the years I've watched these channels this is the tamest I've ever seen them. Even ETV who have their own strict code of conduct found the ofcom rules unworkable.

The UK Babe Channels as they stand at present are a joke with all emphasis being put on avoiding the wrath of ofcom at the detriment of what these channels were designed for in the first place which was supposed to offer us erotic entertainment.

When was the last time any of us thought I wonder if tonight's shows are giving ofcom a near heart attack. It's been a while.

At Approx 11.30pm I ran through what was on offer on the babechannels, and my conclusion, I wouldn't look through the window if any of them happened to be doing their show (''show'' that's a fucking laugh)in the back garden. Well maybe I could be persuaded to have a sly look at one of them, and that would be Lucy Anne. the only one to keep her clothes on. How fucking ironic is that, the fittest as decided to keep dressed, whilst the others, oh fuck it, close them fucking curtains.

Tonight has in some ways proved to me something I have always believed anyway.
If the quality of show is good enough then the phone lines will be busy. I spent a fortune tonight trying to get through to Dannii Harwood in solo action on the BS pool table and also when she was doing that 2-4-1 with Lucy Summers.
I did not manage to get through at all.
I was bitter about it at the time but in a strange way I am comforted by it too.
The reason is is that I believe it is a poke in the eye to all babes who are obsessed with not doing anything exciting in an exciting set because it might please the freeloaders..
The obsession with freeloaders is reprehensible imo.
For a long time now I have believed the best way to generate massive call queues is to do it in the right way i.e by putting on top quality entertainment.
Having eventually spoken to Dannii later on in the night she confirmed the lines had been extremely busy in the pool table stint and I am not surprised.
The channels and babes need to focus on quality of show more and the freeloaders less.
Concentrating on not giving freeloaders anything is a negative mindset that needs to be rooted out.
The more positive mindset is to put on the hottest, filthiest, dirtiest shows possible. Nightshows to me should be pure filth. Anything less than that I say put it on a dayshow or tease hour prior to 10pm.
The daytime content already takes up at least 15.5 hours per day on each channel anyway and naughty hours a further hour.
S66 seem to be eating into nightshow time with daytime content even further which imo is just an utter disgrace.
We only get 7.5 hours nightshow product per channel per night.
To waste that is just unforgiveable.
What Dannii Harwood has shown us tonight reinstills a bit of my faith in nightshows and what potential they truly have.
Of course Dannii is a legend so the performance level should not come as a surprise.
It was almost a throwback to a different era of nightshows of which Dannii was a part.
She has seen it all, done it all and adapted through the changing times and restrictions in a quite outstanding way.
The move to BS and in particular the opportunity to perform on Dutch licensed BS1 is fitting reward for her magnificent contribution to nightshow entertainment down the years.
I sincerely hope she sees out her nightshow career at BS.
Dannii embodies everything that is good about nightshows.
She is positive, happy, horny, filthy, enthusiastic and charming.
No hint of a need to offer excuses for anything because she wants to please folk. If only the rest would follow her lead the channels would be in a much healthier state.
The message to everyone is simple regarding Dannii Harwood.

WATCH AND LEARN!!.

The attitude of so many babes and channels is a world away from what we see from Miss Harwood.
And in many ways attitude is the main problem with a number of the babes. Far too up their own backsides with an over inflated sense of their own importance.
Utterly unable to accept constructive criticism or indeed understand the concept .
And the channels they work for don't help matters on many occasions either.
The set provision is poor on quantity, quality, variety and imagination which is an entertainment killer imo.
If you don't at least try to give your babes something interesting to work with how the hell do you expect them to produce quality work or even be motivated to do so.
If they are given these opportunities and decline them due to freeloader obsession well I say get rid.
Let them concentrate on their website work and don't give them television exposure that their attitude fails to merit.
It is time for the excuses to stop, the panic stricken production to stop, the OSG count to reduce, the freeloader obsession to stop and the entertainment to take hold.
Miss Dannii Harwood with a bit of help from Miss Lucy Summers has set the standard.
It is up to everyone on all channels to watch what she produced tonight and then reflect on the misery of the last twelve months preceding this one.
Then it is time to respond accordingly.
There can be no quarter given to the channels any longer.
They have failed the viewers and callers alike for too long and this is simply unacceptable.
Time for universal pulling up of socks and pulling down of panties if you please.

Goodnight all .

Dannii Harwood is one of a very few of the older models worth watching, and that I applaud. The rest of the returnees, well as I said in earlier posts they are living on their past modest glories. That is great for the companies not for the viewers.

As far as the newer girls are concerned, the stations have had, and got shut of some great girls recently. Girls who would no doubt be the next Dannii Harwood given the chance. But no they would sooner have a collection of older models, who in the past were no fucking good, hence the reason they still have to show their enhanced tits and grotty tattoos to the same men who were getting off on them many a year ago.

And what the fuck is all this freeloading about. As a person not got the fucking right to turn on is own tv and watch anything he fucking chooses. Freeloaders or not, no one asked the companies to put on these shows. No one asked these girls to get their tits out on live tv. So to them all I say, get on with what you get payed for, and stop fucking bleating. Do they not realise that once a person replaces the receiver, he or she then becomes a freeloader. FUCK EM.

I like your optimistic way of thinking Snookered, but for me these channels are dead on their feet.
I've hardly posted much recently because I've been really busy for one, but more importantly because there's nothing worth posting about.
Last night (IMO) was as dull as ditch water, just like this entire year has been up to press. If things don't change shortly I think we can begin the countdown to the beginning of the end. Perhaps this sounds extremely dramatic & negative? But the shows nowadays are just 90% painful, unwatchable (forget phoning) shite.

I can see my retirement from any involvement regarding the 900 channels looming in the not too distant future.

Things are worse than ever.

(21-02-2015 11:08 )Bandwagon Wrote: [ -> ]I like your optimistic way of thinking Snookered, but for me these channels are dead on their feet.
I've hardly posted much recently because I've been really busy for one, but more importantly because there's nothing worth posting about.
Last night (IMO) was as dull as ditch water, just like this entire year has been up to press. If things don't change shortly I think we can begin the countdown to the beginning of the end. Perhaps this sounds extremely dramatic & negative? But the shows nowadays are just 90% painful, unwatchable (forget phoning) shite.

I can see my retirement from any involvement regarding the 900 channels looming in the not too distant future.

Things are worse than ever.

i take it you missed the 2-4-1 between lucy and danni on BS1 last night, it didn't start till about 2am for obvious reasons, i saw better 2-4-1s last year but its the best one i've seen this year, i know danni and lucy aren't your type though but we must be careful on how we judge the babes and babeshows, for example im not a fan of kara de la hoyde, Gina and Claire Richards but they are good performers so i couldn't say S66 is shit if they are on one night just cos they aren't my type, Steph Wright is a pretty dull performer but she is good to look at imo even though Kara clearly has a better attitude and is a better performer than Steph, i'd probably rather watch Steph for a bit though, some people don't like babes with fake boobs such as Sophie Hart, Danni Harwood and Lucy Summers but they are good performers, it don't mean BS is shit just cos they aren't their type

i haven't watched the babeshows as much this year either, i've probably been watching them too much for the last few years though, i have gone off a few babes recently even though they are still putting on ok/good shows, i struggle to name a top 5 list now before i could name a top 20 list very easily, most of my all time faves have left and my top two faves are now on the two shittest babechannels anyway so that doesn't help

although the channels are tamer now i don't just blame the babeshows and ofcom i blame myself for babechannel overdosing lol

Yeah I did miss that Joey, I switched off around midnight because there was nothing on that took my fancy again.
I guess your right and we can only judge things by our own tastes. My post wasn't really aimed at last night in particular, but more of a gripe with the shows in general just recently (from my perspective anyway) and I just think there's too many babes doing fuck all with too many clothes on. That last post was just an over-spill of my frustration that's been brewing for some time
I'm sure we all feel like that at times, but for me it's been more noticeable just recently. Most nights it's just a quick flick through and then off to bed, the aim being like you say to give it a rest and hope things improve - perhaps in my own mind as much as anything.
Oh well such is life, and I do feel better now for venting that

Spleen venting is healthy.
The problem is there has been too much cause for it imo across the channels.
BS is on its way forwards again while RLC and S66 descend further and further into the nightshow doldrums for differing reasons. I can only speak as a punter.
And as a punter I am far more likely to ring babes more frequently on BS at the moment because quite simply the nightshow product is better.

RLC South Africa was easily the best channel last night again, and shows that without the ofcom restrictions RLC still know how to produce a really top show,
as it seams unlikely that RLC will set up a office in Holland to get a Dutch license, what i would like to see them try is a web show like the SA show but for us in the UK to call,
it would be easy to set up as everything is their not being used for most of the week,
if they ran it for a few hour's each night with a good mix of day and night girls having 241 fun just like the SA show i think it would get a lot of calls and be a real hit, can never understand why no channel has tried this

(22-02-2015 13:02 )winsaw Wrote: [ -> ]RLC South Africa was easily the best channel last night again, and shows that without the ofcom restrictions RLC still know how to produce a really top show,
as it seams unlikely that RLC will set up a office in Holland to get a Dutch license, what i would like to see them try is a web show like the SA show but for us in the UK to call,

This is going to be a long post mainly cause I like the sound of my own typing, so bear with me, if not, then fuck off.

First, they have to get girls who wish to do a show with a Dutch license, some might not want to go that far, small roster, please we are blokes we easily get bored, and then Saturday night with Amanda on RLC faux apologising for, let's say, what they shouldn't show, meh sometimes they are cute, while RLC are tipping the wink they are going to fight back, it's money, and with Babestation NL license it has become more difficult to grass the other stations up. Not that this EVER happened!

Secondly firstly addendum you have to get girls that are willing to go beyond the accepted norm on UK TV. Why would any girl do it when they can get the same rates..or do they, for doing UK TV and I fully accept that it is a producer's market at this time. Now, you say, some have done porn or even tease sites but by not showing, 'the goods' on TV they may feel that this increases our base appetites for their internet offerings. I don't subscribe to this theory, release the goods on a drip basis to the www seems like a better marketing stream to me. Blokes minds works in funny ways, we may have seen what we want to see but we want to see some more. We are fucking stupid like that. The PORN industry is based on this.

Thirdly firstly, you should always be aware of the law of unintended consequences which is defined by posters complaining about Lori's hand bra, remember that, and those same posters complaining about Lori shaking a phone at them in the all together. Same girl, might be showing more but she is still waving a phone in your face.

And to be clear I don't have a problem with any of the girls on any channels. Imagine having to listen a drivel they have to, I include myself, whatever they get paid, it's not enough. Yeah baby, do me, spunk on me, for the thousandth time. I'd rather be an HSBC accountant at least then you are actually fucking the British taxpayer.

P.S. If BT2 could fix it so Lucy Summers and Dannii Harwood and Delia Rose in a frenzied lesbian threesome, to be all cwpussylover like, then that would be smashing. I like my blondes, blonde.. and frenzied.

P.P.S. I notice that the anticipation, throbbing fingers grasped around their tools could hardly contain themselves as they all clicked record on their mouse now that La Harwood videos don't take 8 weeks. You disgust me, you perverts.