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And welcome to this BS - S66 conference where ideas can be exchanged.
The very best nightshow features of both channels can be intertwined Big Grin.

Ah we seem to be experiencing a few technical difficulties.
I am getting a blurred pervcam shot of Mr P shuffling a tripod away from what looks like a bed set in a completely different postcode.

Apologies for the inconvenience.
RX Loss now under investigation at £2 per minute WinkRolleyes.
One babe the other day said " Ring me I'm free. I mean I'm not free, I just don't have caller".

Obviously had complaints from callers when the bills appear Rolleyes
And so a long path towards nightshow oblivion continues it's course with increasing levels of farce and lunacy just to compound the sheer futility of it all Rolleyes.
On S66 the nightshow product seems to have developed a whole new level of mind boggling uselessness. Not satisfied with Bedsetitis for one two time Ultimate Babe S66 have obviously decided that viewing of another two time Ultimate Babe really has to be of telescopic proportions due to the camera panning out to somewhere far, far away. Excitement and visual stimulation has been replaced by babes way past their best form of years gone by. And further replaced with endless repetition of tired, lethargic movement about as sexually enticing as a turd in a toilet.
Pathetically and putridly passing through countless hours in such a way they may as well put the RX Loss screen up until 5.30am when the daytime babes turn up Rolleyes.

Meanwhile over at BS Towers Mr P is all.
Mr Piss off the callers
Mr Piss off the viewers
Mr Play silly buggers with the mode of calls
Mr Pervcam
Mr Petty gimmicks
Mr P talking absolute bollocks with babes galore as they ignore their callers.

And then we have Xpanded.
So many quality babes stuck on a bed set all night every night.
I don't think I need to say any more on that subject.

And still the babe culture which I have castigated and lamented several times over continues its sorry path into the depths of condemnatory doom.
I still have a few reasons to bother but they are all too few, all too rare, all too compromised and very much all too little far too late.

But with time comes a more philosophical approach to it all.
Watching nightshows has in snooker terms changed.
Once upon a time it was like watching Alex Higgins play Jimmy White. Exciting, entertaining with a bit of dare and ooh er missus.
Then it turned into endless frames getting to the final black for a 147 only for it to be missed. A glut of nightshow frustration and missed opportunity.
Now? Now it feels like two pub players who can't pot a ball but have glimpses of brilliance when pissed as a fart. Occasional glimpses of impromptu awesomeness before normal service is resumed.

Well on that note I will look out for a few trick shots.
A few moments of fleeting magic from those babes capable to produce it for different reasons. Those I know I can trust and believe in.
Ever fewer in number, ever more valued because of that fact.
Snookered will always treasure his nightshow cue.
Just don't expect him to be willing to chalk it as often as he used to Rolleyes.
Well i think i should take over s66 management but ill need support from you guys so if you vote me in i promise to make s66 great again
Shower sets
Oil
Finger sucking
It will all come back
I will even talk some of the day girls into an occasional night show Smile
We live in a world now where your voice can be heard so say it loud and say it proud Goatman for president of s66
Together we can bring the good days back
I think these are possibly a few basic essentials every producer should know, about all their presenters.

It'll help the host find a paying fanbase, by capitalising on her strengths.

Once a producer knows how filthy a presenter is willing to go, they should sell that to us as best as they possibly can.

Phone - Does she talk filth?
Body - Is her biggest asset her age, body, face, boobs, arse, legs or feet?
Mic - Does she thank her punters during her shows?
Set - Does she prefer presenting on beds or office chair sets?
Outfit - Is she willing to wear the most revealing outfits possible?
TV cameras - Does she prefer doing shows with perve, POV &/or fixed cameras?
Computers - Does she use a laptop or keyboard during shows?

Daytime - Is she a lethargic or an energetic performer?
Night time - Will she do hand thong shows?
Tease time - Will she go topless?
Pervecam - Does she show pussy?
Curtain show - Does she go nude?
2-4-1 - Will she do them behind a paywall?
Toys - Will she use them behind a paywall?
Most women are whores even if they dont know it all it takes is a little push,
You could take a nun and within a week she could be snorting your jizz lol
Nuns are filth
Why do some people on this forum give certain girls unnecessary hate ? It blows my mind its like theres an agenda or something
^ I honestly don't see 99.9% of it as hate. It is necessary realism that some guys try to bring IMO. Balance. There IS much that is not good about the shows and the services they advertise - some of which the babes contribute to. Just pointing the specifics of this out is not hate.

The only agenda I see is one that asks for a better standard from the industry this forum is about.
(17-09-2018 23:52 )ShandyHand Wrote: [ -> ]^ I honestly don't see 99.9% of it as hate. It is necessary realism that some guys try to bring IMO. Balance. There IS much that is not good about the shows and the services they advertise - some of which the babes contribute to. Just pointing the specifics of this out is not hate.

The only agenda I see is one that asks for a better standard from the industry this forum is about.

Yeah okay maybe not hate but some are very negative
I agree the nightshows mostly arent great but to be overly critical of day girls
I think is a bit much what do some people expect them to do ? A full striptease ?
If a day girl shows a bit of arse and maybe some slight boob we should be more than happy but for some thats not enough
I've flicked through the channels hoping to find something that borders on sensuous entertainment; but nah, nothing like that tonight.

I thing I will have an early night with my 1965 ABC Loco Spotters Book; all sightings neatly underlined.
Ah, them were the days.

Goodnight folks
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