(31-12-2020 21:31 )Chrisst Wrote: [ -> ]Patient: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Patient: Well, they're a cartoon family on television.
I would take my hat off to you, if i had another hat on under this one
How did you quit smoking?
I decided to smoke only after sex.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?
Nothing - Men just don’t care.
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?
“It’s not what it looks like!”
What’s the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms?
Ones a Goodyear.
The other is a great year
So Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood for driving a car fast.
All I got was three points and a fine.
It's Motown weather out there.
Three Degrees. Four Tops.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.