28-11-2013, 16:38
How do you make your girlfriend cry while you are having sex?
Phone her up and tell her about it!
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My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
"No it doesn't," I said.
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A young couple had just had great sex. When they were finished, she looked in the box of condoms, but there were only six left out of twelve, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached one of her Male friends, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he said.
"You mean you've actually wanked with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."
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I ran into my old girlfriend yesterday, and I backed up and ran into her again.
I miss her sometimes.
Phone her up and tell her about it!
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My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
"No it doesn't," I said.
___________________________________________________________
A young couple had just had great sex. When they were finished, she looked in the box of condoms, but there were only six left out of twelve, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached one of her Male friends, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he said.
"You mean you've actually wanked with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."
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I ran into my old girlfriend yesterday, and I backed up and ran into her again.
I miss her sometimes.