19-09-2009, 07:12
ok this one could be tricky cuzits really a visual joke
its christmas 1940 and the english and the germans have been fighting for months pounding each other either side of a river,when the call goes out for a truce to remember loved ones at xmas,one englishman feeling rather lonely and bored notices a german on the other side of the river looking sad also.so he tries to make conversation wth him.but neither understands the other,so the englander tries some sign language.he asks the german what his post is in the war,he holds each arm out an pretends to be a plane waving his arms about,but the german just shakes his head.maybe he,s in the navy thinks the chap,and starts to make swimming motions to signify water for sailer,but the german shakes his head,he must be an army lad then,so he tries to ask,after five minutes of flexing his muscles and doing several different up yours signs,the german just shakes his head.i give up says the englishman,unless? are you on guard duty he says he raises his fingers to his eyes to point out if the blokes on watch,but at this point the german screams and legs it,after a few hundred yards the captain stops him ansd asks where he,s going,the geman replies"thers a bent englishman over there who said at 9.15.he,s swimming across the river to fuck me till my eyes pop out"
its christmas 1940 and the english and the germans have been fighting for months pounding each other either side of a river,when the call goes out for a truce to remember loved ones at xmas,one englishman feeling rather lonely and bored notices a german on the other side of the river looking sad also.so he tries to make conversation wth him.but neither understands the other,so the englander tries some sign language.he asks the german what his post is in the war,he holds each arm out an pretends to be a plane waving his arms about,but the german just shakes his head.maybe he,s in the navy thinks the chap,and starts to make swimming motions to signify water for sailer,but the german shakes his head,he must be an army lad then,so he tries to ask,after five minutes of flexing his muscles and doing several different up yours signs,the german just shakes his head.i give up says the englishman,unless? are you on guard duty he says he raises his fingers to his eyes to point out if the blokes on watch,but at this point the german screams and legs it,after a few hundred yards the captain stops him ansd asks where he,s going,the geman replies"thers a bent englishman over there who said at 9.15.he,s swimming across the river to fuck me till my eyes pop out"