16-08-2019, 20:28
Bloke phones up the dentist:
"How much to have a tooth pulled?"
Dentist: "£100.00 service - we give the patient laughing gas and there is no pain."
Patient: That's a bit steep anything cheaper?"
Dentist: "£50.00 service - we give the patient a drill extraction and there is some pain."
Patient: That's still a bit steep anything cheaper?"
Dentist: "£25.00 service rope and tackle job plenty of blood and pain for six months."
Patient: That's perfect Can i book the mother in law for next Friday morning?"
"How much to have a tooth pulled?"
Dentist: "£100.00 service - we give the patient laughing gas and there is no pain."
Patient: That's a bit steep anything cheaper?"
Dentist: "£50.00 service - we give the patient a drill extraction and there is some pain."
Patient: That's still a bit steep anything cheaper?"
Dentist: "£25.00 service rope and tackle job plenty of blood and pain for six months."
Patient: That's perfect Can i book the mother in law for next Friday morning?"