17-05-2020, 00:42
The 5 stages of married sex…
1. Smurf sex – when you first meet and shag ’til your blue in the face.
2. Kitchen sex – when you have been together a short while and you will do it anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex – sex is routine, and you will only shag in bed on the occasional night.
4. Hallway sex – you pass each other in the hallway, and both say f**k you.
5. Court room sex – she takes you to court, and screws you in front of 20 strangers.
1. Smurf sex – when you first meet and shag ’til your blue in the face.
2. Kitchen sex – when you have been together a short while and you will do it anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex – sex is routine, and you will only shag in bed on the occasional night.
4. Hallway sex – you pass each other in the hallway, and both say f**k you.
5. Court room sex – she takes you to court, and screws you in front of 20 strangers.