(22-07-2011 23:34 )I-Love-U-Fernanda Wrote: [ -> ]Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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because he knows what will happen to him if he steals chuck norris's look!!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
I WON THE EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY!!!!
(read the name of this thread, gullible lol)
Who was the first person to eat the round thing that comes out of a chickens arse?
I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.
Hear about the man who got a Viagra tablet stuck in his throat ? He had a stiff neck for 3 days
(23-07-2011 00:45 )Cheesy Grin Wrote: [ -> ]I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.
two words.... sky.... plus lol
The show Loose Woman is such a false advertisement. Those woman haven't seen a cock in years.
I wanted to play an ironic joke on a mate, so I tea-bagged his coffee.
Cash4Gold are just rubbish! I sent my Spandau Ballet 12in vinyl and they didn't give me a penny for it.