20-12-2018, 14:27
I’m going to rob a bank tomorrow.
I plan on dressing up in a clown wig wearing only a thong and nipple tassels.
I’ll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm, and while in the bank, I’m going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off.
After getting the money, I’ll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
Let’s see Crimewatch make a reconstruction of that.
I plan on dressing up in a clown wig wearing only a thong and nipple tassels.
I’ll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm, and while in the bank, I’m going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off.
After getting the money, I’ll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
Let’s see Crimewatch make a reconstruction of that.