My wife demanded I stop taking Viagra each morning before I leave for the office, and replace it with Omega-3 and B vitamins.
She wants me to work smarter, not harder.
Did you hear about the little boy who swallowed some coins and was admitted to hospital.
When the doctor did his rounds, he asked the nurse how he was doing. The nurse said there was 'no change.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech…
If you were my husband I would poison your tea.
Lincoln replied...if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.
Have you heard the joke about yoga.
Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
The ice cube business was booming until a freezer malfunction.
It quickly went into liquidation.