26-10-2009, 20:40
I went to Jamaica once in the holiday season, I met this bloke in the changing room who was supposed to be my swimming instructor.
Things were going well until I accidentally saw his penis, I told him "Hey, I accidentally saw your prick, is that okay?"
He said "No worries man, this is Jamaica." Hearing that from him gave me a huge sigh of relief, so I decided to go with it and asked him.
"So I noticed you have a tattoo on your dick saying W and Y. I have one too. You see, when I get a boner my tattoo grows and says Wendy."
"Really?" He asked.
"Yeah" I replied proudly, "do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?" I asked
"No man, my tattoo says - Welcome To Jamaica; Have a Nice Day
Things were going well until I accidentally saw his penis, I told him "Hey, I accidentally saw your prick, is that okay?"
He said "No worries man, this is Jamaica." Hearing that from him gave me a huge sigh of relief, so I decided to go with it and asked him.
"So I noticed you have a tattoo on your dick saying W and Y. I have one too. You see, when I get a boner my tattoo grows and says Wendy."
"Really?" He asked.
"Yeah" I replied proudly, "do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?" I asked
"No man, my tattoo says - Welcome To Jamaica; Have a Nice Day