What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
(02-01-2010 20:06 )CHMCLover Wrote: [ -> ]Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
thanks emma,good jokes babe lmao. XX
Little Johnny was caught by his mother having a wank in the bath. 'You musn't do that to your willy' she told him. 'Why not, it's mine and i'll wash it as fast as i like' he replied.
how many david beckhams does it take to change a lighbulb,just one!but it takes a while as he waits for the world to revolve around him.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
FOR SALE - PARACHUTE. Used only once. Never opened (small stain).
for sale...ww2 french rifle...never fired thou dropped once
How many thriller writers does it take to change a light-bulb? . . . 2. 1 to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
what do you call an inteligent,good looking and sensitive man?a rumour