12-11-2009, 17:45
An elderly man was at home when he saw some young chavs vandalising his garden shed, so he called the police, explained the situation and what should he do.
The police said they were a litte too busy to come round but to lock his door, stay inside and wait for when the police could come round. The elderly gent hung up the phone.
10 minutes later he called the police again and said its ok now and not to come round as he's shot them and no longer pose a threat.
Within 5 minutes armed police were breaking down the door to his house, but instead of finding the old man with a gun and dead chavs, they caught the vandals red handed alive and well!
The police were supprised and said "we thought you said you had shot them"?
To which the old guy replied "I thought you said you were too busy to come round"
The police said they were a litte too busy to come round but to lock his door, stay inside and wait for when the police could come round. The elderly gent hung up the phone.
10 minutes later he called the police again and said its ok now and not to come round as he's shot them and no longer pose a threat.
Within 5 minutes armed police were breaking down the door to his house, but instead of finding the old man with a gun and dead chavs, they caught the vandals red handed alive and well!
The police were supprised and said "we thought you said you had shot them"?
To which the old guy replied "I thought you said you were too busy to come round"