17-01-2023, 23:52
Four friends married girls from different parts of the country.
The first man married a Devon girl . He told her it was her job to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple of days but by the third day he came home to see the house clean and the dishes washed and put away.
The second guy married a girl from Somerset. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man married a Cornwall girl. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough so he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
The fourth man married a girl from Scotland....His funeral is on Friday.
The first man married a Devon girl . He told her it was her job to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple of days but by the third day he came home to see the house clean and the dishes washed and put away.
The second guy married a girl from Somerset. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man married a Cornwall girl. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough so he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
The fourth man married a girl from Scotland....His funeral is on Friday.