25-09-2018, 18:22
The late Ronnie Corbett did this brilliantly funny story which I've typed out so keep with it, you'll like it. Those of you who don't know who he was, he was an actor and comic genius who got together with another comic genius to form a double act called The Two Ronnies(the other was another actor Ronnie Barker) and their television specials at Christmas were some of the highest rated shows on the BBC and regularly trounced the opposition. Ronnie C would sit in a chair and regale his audience with long-winded stories and jokes and below is one I remembered. Enjoy.
Here's the story
A man has been stranded on a desert island for years and one day he is walking along the sand and spots something in the water. He rushes down to the edge and watches then suddenly a figure in a zipped wetsuit appears from the water. On taking off the hood and removing the snorkel it reveals a beautiful woman with a French accent. She sachets up to him as he sits and stares at her. He hasn't seen anyone let alone a woman for years. She stands in front of him and asks "how long have been here on your own?" He tells her nearly 5 years. She asks him how had it been since he had some food and what he has missed. "I've not had any chocolate for years" he tells her and then she unzips a pocket above her left breast and takes out 2 bars of chocolate. He thanks her and shares some with her. Then, she asks him how long had it been since he had a cigarette-he says the same time and she unzips a second pocket above her right breast and takes out a packet of cigarettes and they share one between them. Then with her hand on the main wetsuit zip she asks in a sexy voice "How long has it been since you played around?" The man looks at the woman about to pull her zip down and says "good god you haven't got a set of golf clubs in there as well have you?"
Here's the story
A man has been stranded on a desert island for years and one day he is walking along the sand and spots something in the water. He rushes down to the edge and watches then suddenly a figure in a zipped wetsuit appears from the water. On taking off the hood and removing the snorkel it reveals a beautiful woman with a French accent. She sachets up to him as he sits and stares at her. He hasn't seen anyone let alone a woman for years. She stands in front of him and asks "how long have been here on your own?" He tells her nearly 5 years. She asks him how had it been since he had some food and what he has missed. "I've not had any chocolate for years" he tells her and then she unzips a pocket above her left breast and takes out 2 bars of chocolate. He thanks her and shares some with her. Then, she asks him how long had it been since he had a cigarette-he says the same time and she unzips a second pocket above her right breast and takes out a packet of cigarettes and they share one between them. Then with her hand on the main wetsuit zip she asks in a sexy voice "How long has it been since you played around?" The man looks at the woman about to pull her zip down and says "good god you haven't got a set of golf clubs in there as well have you?"