29-10-2021, 20:28
Nursery rhymes for modern times....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to buy some chips and sweeties... Now Jack can't get his heart rate down, and Jill's got diabetes....
Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too, coz he was gay....
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. It was poorly constructed, and never been checked, so he made twenty grand through claims direct....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to buy some chips and sweeties... Now Jack can't get his heart rate down, and Jill's got diabetes....
Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too, coz he was gay....
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. It was poorly constructed, and never been checked, so he made twenty grand through claims direct....