21-07-2012, 14:27
It was Gary 30th birthday and Gary wasn't feeling too great when he woke up that morning.
Gary went down to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for him.
She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday."
Gary figured, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When Gary started to the office he was feeling pretty low and despondent. As Gary walked into his office, his secretary Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
Gary felt a little better - at least someone had remembered.
Gary worked until noon, then Janet knocked on his door and said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
Gary said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.
Gary & Janet went to lunch. They didn't go where they normally go. They went out into the country to a little private place. They both had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" Gary said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, she smiled at him and said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
Mad at his wife for forgetting about his birthday, not to mention that Janet was quite beautiful, Gary felt justified in staying. "Sure," he excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by Gary's wife, children and dozens of his friends.
They were all singing Happy Birthday... and there sat Gary on the couch... naked.
Gary went down to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for him.
She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday."
Gary figured, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When Gary started to the office he was feeling pretty low and despondent. As Gary walked into his office, his secretary Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
Gary felt a little better - at least someone had remembered.
Gary worked until noon, then Janet knocked on his door and said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
Gary said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.
Gary & Janet went to lunch. They didn't go where they normally go. They went out into the country to a little private place. They both had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" Gary said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, she smiled at him and said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
Mad at his wife for forgetting about his birthday, not to mention that Janet was quite beautiful, Gary felt justified in staying. "Sure," he excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by Gary's wife, children and dozens of his friends.
They were all singing Happy Birthday... and there sat Gary on the couch... naked.