17-07-2011, 04:12
Some Steven Wright Jokes:
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the hell is my roof?"
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the hell is my roof?"
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.