12-08-2016, 15:23
The Mrs says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for tea & biscuits.
It was quite exciting as she's never given blood before!
My Mrs was sat at the table counting all her 5ps and 10ps when all of a sudden she got very angry and then started crying and shouting for no reason.......
I thought to myself... "She's going through the change.
A man goes to a bar and says to the bartender “Give me a double whiskey.” The guy takes his drink, slams it down, and says “Give me another.” The bartender says “What’s the matter mate?” The guy says “I just found out my youngest son is gay.” Two days later the guy is back at the bar and orders a double, slams it down and asks for another. The bartender asks again, “What’s the matter now?” The guy says “I just found out my oldest son is gay.” Two days later the guy is back, this time he asks for the bottle. The bartender asks, “Jesus, doesn’t anyone in your family like pussy?” He exclaims, “YEAH, MY WIFE!”
A Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe walk into a bar,
Barman says, "Get outta here, I'm not serving you lot, Narnia!"
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
It was quite exciting as she's never given blood before!
My Mrs was sat at the table counting all her 5ps and 10ps when all of a sudden she got very angry and then started crying and shouting for no reason.......
I thought to myself... "She's going through the change.
A man goes to a bar and says to the bartender “Give me a double whiskey.” The guy takes his drink, slams it down, and says “Give me another.” The bartender says “What’s the matter mate?” The guy says “I just found out my youngest son is gay.” Two days later the guy is back at the bar and orders a double, slams it down and asks for another. The bartender asks again, “What’s the matter now?” The guy says “I just found out my oldest son is gay.” Two days later the guy is back, this time he asks for the bottle. The bartender asks, “Jesus, doesn’t anyone in your family like pussy?” He exclaims, “YEAH, MY WIFE!”
A Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe walk into a bar,
Barman says, "Get outta here, I'm not serving you lot, Narnia!"
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!