14-10-2017, 23:23
Friday night and a teenage chavette wants to go out clubbing with her mates for the evening, so she goes downstairs to the living room and asks her Father if she can go out.
He's of an incestuous persuasion so says
"Yeah, you can go out....but I want a blowjob first".
The Daughters incredulous and replies "no way"
So, she stomps back upstairs to her room and is sitting there bored and after a while starts thinking 'maybe it wouldn't be so bad' so back downstairs she goes to her Father and agrees to his terms...
He's sitting there with his trousers round his ankles and she starts performing, when she looks up aghast and says..
"this tastes like shit"
to which her Father replies,
"Well, your brother wanted to go out as well"
He's of an incestuous persuasion so says
"Yeah, you can go out....but I want a blowjob first".
The Daughters incredulous and replies "no way"
So, she stomps back upstairs to her room and is sitting there bored and after a while starts thinking 'maybe it wouldn't be so bad' so back downstairs she goes to her Father and agrees to his terms...
He's sitting there with his trousers round his ankles and she starts performing, when she looks up aghast and says..
"this tastes like shit"
to which her Father replies,
"Well, your brother wanted to go out as well"