24-10-2010, 12:31
A man goes into the doctors. "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had ten silent gas emissions. On the way to your office I had five silent gas emissions. And while sitting in your waiting room, I had three silent gas emissions. In fact, I've just had two more while sitting here."
The doctor replies "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."
The doctor replies "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."