What do you get if you spill tea on a rabbit? A hot cross bunny!
Why do Easter eggs not like jokes? They're afraid of cracking up.
What did the Easter Bunny say when his plan came together? Eggs-a-Lent!
Why don't Easter eggs like jokes? They're afraid of cracking up!
Why did the Easter Bunny love his gold necklace? Because it was 24 karat!
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Why don't Easter eggs like jokes? They're afraid of cracking up!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? He's got two rabbits' feet!
What's the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music? Hippity-hop!
Why was the rabbit so happy? Because some bunny loved him!
Did you hear about the woman who invented the "knock knock" joke? She won the no-bell prize.
Why should you never play poker with the world's fastest animal? Because he's a cheetah.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kanye. Kanye who? Kanye believe it? I tell jokes too!
Why was the computer so angry when he got out of his car? Because he had a hard drive!
What's black and white and red all over? A skunk with a rash!
I've just found a wallet outside Tesco's with £60 in it and I wasn't sure if I should hand it in or keep it.
As I went to walk away with it I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
I turned around, walked into Tesco's... and turned it into wine.
I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair.
Grand National Day.
I was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named ‘Landfill’.
Turns out it was a rubbish tip.....
I was offered an assortment of Pokemon jelly sweets
I had a pick of chews
I was having trouble with my laptop at work so I called IT support.
He asked “Have you tried disabling cookies?”
It seems “Well I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man” was not the right answer.
I was randomly thinking about a girl I went to school with earlier, she said "I'm gonna read every word in the dictionary"
I often wonder what she's up to now...