Theres a stack of options. Naked news. Strip darts. Pole dance competitions. "Distraction" offers almost unlimited opportunities. Two couples compete. The birds attempt to distract the other teams bloke by progressively fluttering eyelids, going topless, oiling up, going nude, flashing ... the potential for ruining the blokes concentration are legion, and the good thing is that they would be doing exactly what we the viewers want to see, but in context.
Sadly the channels seem to have no interest in innovation. Or outside advertising income.
BBC 3 Monday 9pm: How Sex Works "computer graphics explore inside the human body"
Tuesday 9pm: Websex: Whats The Harm: "How the internet is transforming the love lives of 16- to 24-year-olds"
Weds 9pm: Confessions of a Sex Addict
I see The Lover's Guide is on again at 11PM on SKY Channel 275, if it's anything like last week's expect hardcore porn
and they call this educational so it's fine in Ofcom's eye's. I'd more likely call it erotic entertainment as the only thing that'll be getting educated is palm and her 5 sisters
My Daughter The Teenage Nudist
Channel 4 10-11 Thursday (now). Plus repeats.
(12-01-2012 23:32 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]My Daughter The Teenage Nudist
Channel 4 10-11 Thursday (now). Plus repeats.
I recorded this just to see what a mainstream channel could show at 10pm as long as it fell under the category of a documentary or educational.
The answer - Willies galore.
This documentry was only on for voyeuristic reasons and nothing else, let's not and fool ourselves into thinking it served any other purpose. From what I seen of it, what a fucking let down, not a vagina to be seen in sight and it was suppposingly supposed to be about body acceptance, what a croc of shit that turned out to be. Who run's Channel 4 for fucks sake, bloody feminists or something, it was blatant sexism at the highest order
But like you said plenty of pricks. They should have renamed this programme. Men with their dick's on display so that I could have avoided having to watch something that failed to reach my expectation, how fucking misleading.
It's been mentioned before I know, but Body In Balance ($ky 285) shows re-edited versions of The Lovers Guide, and last night there was full on pussy licking, fingering, and also several minutes of blowjobs - all shown in explicit detail on a free-to-view channel with no PIN, no warning etc.
Guess via this documentary I'm now well educated in how to please my partner and for her to know how to give great head.
(13-01-2012 19:43 )dirk362 Wrote: [ -> ]It's been mentioned before I know, but Body In Balance ($ky 285) shows re-edited versions of The Lovers Guide, and last night there was full on pussy licking, fingering, and also several minutes of blowjobs - all shown in explicit detail on a free-to-view channel with no PIN, no warning etc.
Guess via this documentary I'm now well educated in how to please my partner and for her to know how to give great head.
Yes, that's all very well, but did you get an erection? If you did not, then you are exempt from being Ofconned.
On the other hand, if you did get an erection, you must be punished (or, at least, those naughty broadcasters who gave you it).
(12-01-2012 23:32 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]My Daughter The Teenage Nudist
Channel 4 10-11 Thursday (now). Plus repeats.
watched a little bit of that and thaught the bit where they were handing out flyers for the naked tea party was "interesting" both the lad and lass went topless in the street handing them out but a police man eventualy came along and asked the girl to put her top back on but was't bothered about the semi naked bloke
(13-01-2012 19:43 )dirk362 Wrote: [ -> ]It's been mentioned before I know, but Body In Balance ($ky 285) shows re-edited versions of The Lovers Guide, and last night there was full on pussy licking, fingering, and also several minutes of blowjobs - all shown in explicit detail on a free-to-view channel with no PIN, no warning etc.
Guess via this documentary I'm now well educated in how to please my partner and for her to know how to give great head.
I remember Sky showing the shows as well a couple of years back in the same uncut format. It's exempt from classification, because it's classed as educational.
As if they could show that in schools and get away with it.
But it does illustrate just how much of a farse our current classification & censors system is.
