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(02-03-2011 21:05 )Scottishbloke Wrote: [ -> ]Cheers aye I must watch that one then when it gets repeated next which is a fucking dead cert with it being on SKY ARTS. They show more repeats than the BBC does of Only Fools And Horses.

As you said it would be repeated, 5.30am Thursday 3rd March. So just as the babechannels are told to cover up and not use suggestive movements full frontal pussy comes along. Of all the times available to Sky Arts they still schedule as they wish with two fingers to Ofc@m because it art.

Slightly off topic, i attended the Professional Beauty Exhibition on Monday at the Excel Centre. Monday was also students day (free entry) so lots of 17 to 21 year old trainee beauty therapists. There were several beauty related competitions going on inside, one of which was a body camouflage makeover which had 5 topless ladies receiving full body paint whilst being judged but on full view to anyone passing.
Also several fake tan exhibitors were offering full body spray tans for £5 again in full view. At this price there were queue's, and no problems with being topless wearing just tiny paper panties, so between meetings i went along to check out the form, excellent, authorised perving.

The point of this post is that nudity, even public nudity didn't appear to be a problem and i believe to be more acceptable than what Ofc@m want us to believe or even let us believe. Their views definitely need challenging.

The Human Caterpillar is on Sky Arts at the moment.

(02-03-2011 23:07 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]The Human Caterpillar is on Sky Arts at the moment.

Eccles, forgive me for correcting you but it is The Human Centipede and it's on Syfy.

(02-03-2011 21:39 )Gold Plated Pension Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-03-2011 21:05 )Scottishbloke Wrote: [ -> ]Cheers aye I must watch that one then when it gets repeated next which is a fucking dead cert with it being on SKY ARTS. They show more repeats than the BBC does of Only Fools And Horses.

As you said it would be repeated, 5.30am Thursday 3rd March. So just as the babechannels are told to cover up and not use suggestive movements full frontal pussy comes along. Of all the times available to Sky Arts they still schedule as they wish with two fingers to Ofc@m because it art.

Slightly off topic, i attended the Professional Beauty Exhibition on Monday at the Excel Centre. Monday was also students day (free entry) so lots of 17 to 21 year old trainee beauty therapists. There were several beauty related competitions going on inside, one of which was a body camouflage makeover which had 5 topless ladies receiving full body paint whilst being judged but on full view to anyone passing.
Also several fake tan exhibitors were offering full body spray tans for £5 again in full view. At this price there were queue's, and no problems with being topless wearing just tiny paper panties, so between meetings i went along to check out the form, excellent, authorised perving.

The point of this post is that nudity, even public nudity didn't appear to be a problem and i believe to be more acceptable than what Ofc@m want us to believe or even let us believe. Their views definitely need challenging.

That's all very well but these programmes are not sexworks so your not supposed to get an erection.
If you are getting aroused at these images then you must not be telling your cock off when it starts to grow.

Ofcon know these things so we must listen to them.

(02-03-2011 23:33 )blackjaques Wrote: [ -> ]That's all very well but these programmes are not sexworks so your not supposed to get an erection.
If you are getting aroused at these images then you must not be telling your cock off when it starts to grow.

Ofcon know these things so we must listen to them.

I know what you mean but I was watching Rachel Riley on Countdown earlier today and I found myself telling my cock off as you put it, in fact I even slapped it about a bit. It just ignored me and spat in my face! How rude is that? Cocks today.........no respect!

(02-03-2011 23:13 )Webbiola Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-03-2011 23:07 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]The Human Caterpillar is on Sky Arts at the moment.

Eccles, forgive me for correcting you but it is The Human Centipede and it's on Syfy.

Apologies, had company and wasnt in a position to check.

Double apologies, unpleasant, but nowhere near as graphic as I had been lead to belive, so not relevant to this thread.

For anyone who has not heard of the film, it involves an insane gernam doctor stitching together a group of people mouth to arse to create a human centipede with a shared digestive tract. But their rear halves are covered with bandages so you have to imagine what is connected.

On a totally unrelated, note, watched Horizon last night, fronted by Dr Alice Roberts. She presented a documentary series about the human species a while back. Cute. Really really cute. Nice voice. And neat little pixie teeth. As an anthopologist shes welcome to feel my bone anytime. Not sure I should get the horn to science documentaries* but lets be honest here, uber-respectable BBC would not give her anywhere as much airtime if she looked like Ann Leslie.

(* unless they involve lasers, particle accelerators or supernovas of course)

Not sure if anyone saw 'The Principles of Lust' on Film4 late on Sunday night, but there were a couple of scenes which included full nudity and unstimulated sex.

Frist scene was in a strip bar...



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Second standing up in the toilets asking a guy to, and I quote; 'Have I got toilet roll stuck up my pussy?!'



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..and finally an orgy scene which included uncensored views of blowjobs, and a controversial sex scene with Marc Warren where you can clearly see penetration. No one has ever confirmed whether it was a prosthetic.



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It would be interesting to see what would happen if this was broadcast on a channel that started with 9, not 3...

For those that have not seen it 'Antichrist' is on tonight Channel 312 Sky Indie @ 22.00 hours.

Review quote.

This movie is violent and very sexually graphic, bordering at times on artistic but hardcore pornography; but it isn't lurid for the sole purpose of scandal. "Gory" appropriately describes some sections of this film but the word by no means encapsulates it.

If be careful with that post Bristol as your breaking all kind of copyright laws

(09-03-2011 20:57 )Gold Plated Pension Wrote: [ -> ]For those that have not seen it 'Antichrist' is on tonight Channel 312 Sky Indie @ 22.00 hours.

Review quote.

This movie is violent and very sexually graphic, bordering at times on artistic but hardcore pornography; but it isn't lurid for the sole purpose of scandal. "Gory" appropriately describes some sections of this film but the word by no means encapsulates it.

Well the quote above says it all, here is the nudity and sex with just a little gore.

















So 10 O'Clock, only tit's out on babe channels but full on sex on Sky Indie films. What a nonsense. Yet the rules for babechannels are still strict.

“Under no circumstances should a presenter use a sex toy on screen, or use anything as a substitute for a sex toy (telephone, bananas, lollipops etc).
Penetration with any object is an immediate breach of the Code.
Camera men should take care not to film prolonged, sustained or invasive shots of the vaginal and anal areas.
Full frontal nudity is never acceptable under any circumstances. This is an immediate breach of the Code.
Creams, oils and bodily fluids should not be used.
Depictions of masturbation, whether real or simulated, is not allowed.”