Last night on channel 176, there was a sex program about how to properly lick someone's anus, and also how to safely sodomize someone with a dildo. They even showed the man's anus, as his girlfriend entered into him, as well as his uncensored penis.
So, it's OK to have a non encrypted show about how to f*** someone's ass with a didlo, and how to lick someone's ass, which shows a penis and anus, yet still no vagina on the adult channels? Is a vagina more harmful to the random child who might turn to these channels, than a girl banging her boyfriend in the ass, or anus licking????
REALLLLY?????????????????????????????????
I guess the moral of this, is that if I'm ever a father, I can tell my children, "Now children, there are these monsters called vaginas, and they are a bit scary and dangerous, and it's not right to see women playing with them, because that kind of sex is bad, OK?" "Now children, let me tell you about something that is not harmful or dangerous, and that is called licking someone's anus and inserting a hard object into someone's anus" "Yes, that's where poo poo comes from, but at least it's not as scary looking as those vaginas"
Context
It's the usual get around. Educational programme on sex presented by two females Em and Lo who claim to be sex experts. Therefore graphic sex scenes are within the Ofc@m broadcasting code as long as they are scheduled depending upon their target audience, adults or children. These programmes are on at 22.30, so at a time Ofc@m say children would be unlikely to be watching. Ofc@m also believe that sex education is bland and therefore not for sexual stimulation.
Sex: How To Do Everything
Link to that particular episode
http://www.channel5.com/shows/sex-how-to...isode-7-78
or the general link to all of 5* On Demand shows.
http://www.channel5.com/demand5
Just type in your requirements. Quite a few sex related shows.
Yes mrmann we all despair at Ofc@m's logic, but until they are challenged and required to produce their evidence on harm then the game goes on.
Does Lolly Badcock qualify as a sex expert?
Well no chance of seeing any sort of arty type theatre nudity on any of the SKY ARTS channels, it's a fucking sham, nothing but an entire weekend of showing Andre Rieu, nothing against the odd bit of classical music but this is really taking the piss now, and on the other channel nothing but bio's of Rock musicians interspersed with episodes of Saturday Night Live, literally we have nothing on the SKY EPG to cater for us lovers of good old fashioned nudity and the laughable thing is this has nothing to do with Ofcom, they only give a fuck about picking on the Adult Channels who are trying to give us something erotic. This country is seriously fucked up and UK SKY is possibly the worst satellite package in the whole of Europe with the exception being the Sport and Documentary Channels, the rest if pure shit.
(25-04-2011 02:26 )Scottishbloke Wrote: [ -> ]Well no chance of seeing any sort of arty type theatre nudity on any of the SKY ARTS channels, it's a fucking sham, nothing but an entire weekend of showing Andre Rieu, nothing against the odd bit of classical music but this is really taking the piss now, and on the other channel nothing but bio's of Rock musicians interspersed with episodes of Saturday Night Live, literally we have nothing on the SKY EPG to cater for us lovers of good old fashioned nudity and the laughable thing is this has nothing to do with Ofcom, they only give a fuck about picking on the Adult Channels who are trying to give us something erotic. This country is seriously fucked up and UK SKY is possibly the worst satellite package in the whole of Europe with the exception being the Sport and Documentary Channels, the rest if pure shit.
I enjoyed watching Elvis Costello, June Carter Cash, Kris Kristofferson and Norah Jones on stage together at 9pm on Sky Arts 1 last night.
I do not have Sky but get some of their shows on my TV via the internet with a special box as part of my broadband set up with Talk Talk.
Carry On Dick, cert 15, More 4, Easter Friday about 3pm.
Young Babs Windsor is wearing a dress and Sid James explains how she has 3 nipples by touching the relevant places about 3 times "1, 2, one and two makes 3".
Shortly after she is arrested and proves that she is not "Big" Dick Turpin by disrobing. Her nipples are clearly visible though a thin chemise blouse in a scene lasting about 5 minutes. Dont tell me that was nonsexual.
(25-04-2011 02:26 )Scottishbloke Wrote: [ -> ]Well no chance of seeing any sort of arty type theatre nudity on any of the SKY ARTS channels, it's a fucking sham, nothing but an entire weekend of showing Andre Rieu, nothing against the odd bit of classical music but this is really taking the piss now, and on the other channel nothing but bio's of Rock musicians interspersed with episodes of Saturday Night Live, literally we have nothing on the SKY EPG to cater for us lovers of good old fashioned nudity and the laughable thing is this has nothing to do with Ofcom, they only give a fuck about picking on the Adult Channels who are trying to give us something erotic. This country is seriously fucked up and UK SKY is possibly the worst satellite package in the whole of Europe with the exception being the Sport and Documentary Channels, the rest if pure shit.
I agree. I keep checking in on Arts 1 & 2, but nothing in the way of artistic nudity ever seems to crop up. I much prefer Arte on the hotbird satellite, but even that's very hit and miss... mainly miss.
I only found out recently that Sky Arts is free, part of the basic Sky package. That helps explain why there is so much old material and so little premium content. Its a shallow sop to make Sky look good but they arent going to take risks by having a season showcasing a back catalogue of 1970s experimental Dutch nude ballet.
(10-05-2011 21:34 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]... but they arent going to take risks by having a season showcasing a back catalogue of 1970s experimental Dutch nude ballet.
Fuck I wish they would!! That sounds right up my strasse... and I'm not even joking.