(12-05-2014 13:45 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]There is no justice you know
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Why can't I get a job lying on a bed waving a phone? 
Sounds perfect to me 
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I could work from home too 
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Who would have thought that phone waving would create a need for eight week video delays and OFCOM investigations.
Are there guidelines on overly erotic and gratuitous phone waving techniques? 
I clearly need to go self employed as an on bed phone waver with special technique training 
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Unfortunately it's not as simple as that. As everybody knows before you can start a career in phone waving you have to:
- undergo a course of training in safe phone waving, including techniques for avoiding occupational hazards such as RSI.
- have a full risk assessment of your working environment, after which you may require special training in key areas such as safe bed lying .
- undergo a probationary period of 6 months minimum being mentored by an experienced phone waver who will ensure you do this in a safe and conformant manner. You will also be required to familiarise yourself with all national and EU regulations and best practice relating to phone waving.
Only then will you be allowed to work as a fully certified waver.
(12-05-2014 13:45 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]Why can't I get a job lying on a bed waving a phone?
Because you're an ugly bloke with no tits?
OK, the ugly part is a guess and i'm probably completely wrong about the lack of tits, but you get the idea
(12-05-2014 22:11 )RatedR Wrote: [ -> ]Snookered. This is where we shake hands and say "well played" I will not be posting much tonight as I will need full concentration
Reverse psychology S66 bashing is clearly the way forward.
Lets really get stuck in and see what other joys it can bring
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Don't hold back now people
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I notice an apparent correlation between shows that get positive attention here and are then repeated, but with Mica (eg Lucy in the alley; Ashley Emma in the bath)
I said earlier in this thread that I was positive that last night wouldn't be flat and as far as im concerened s66 wasn't flat last night. Clare and Sophia Lares were good as always and mica martinez was vastly improved
I think a lot of members are getting carried away with regards to last nights show. Mica in the bath - Did she get naked - Answer -No. Did any of the babes get close to any near pussy slips - Answer - No. Did any of the babes actually get naked - Answer - No.
Was the bedset mostly deployed allnight - Answer - Yes. Were the babes mostly lieing static on their belly for the duration of the night - Answer - Yes. Sure Clare sort of did a tease with the oil in the office set but that's all it was. It was a tease, it wasn't a nightshow. Infact it was so repetitious that I quickly lost interest.
I'm not having a go at any of the members here but the word easily pleased springs to mind. If its any consolation Studio66 wasn't the worst channel last night but it was hardly a vintage night as far as I was concerned.
Those were my exact thoughts. Not sure why some people are easily pleased. Maybe they can be happy with just girls showing up on screen.
(12-05-2014 22:36 )Tumble_Drier Wrote: [ -> ] (12-05-2014 22:15 )RatedR Wrote: [ -> ]the damned phone lines are rammed full now. I'm lodging a complaint
Well Mica is starkers in the bath. If the lines are rammed full, why is she twiddling her phone?
This is one reason I would never call in. I've seen plenty of people complaining that they can't get through yet the girl on screen is clearly not on a call.
The other reason is that I only have a £5 limit on premium numbers on my phone
(12-05-2014 22:39 )mrmann Wrote: [ -> ]^ Starkers means nude, and she's just topless.
Lot of phone waving though, but it's early? Wouldn't surprise me if there are callers wondering why she's not putting them through, if that is in fact the case...
Call stacking is a unsavoury tactic that S66 have used for years and now most of the girls have an iPad in front of them when they are on screen, which probably shows them their calls stats, how many minutes they have made, how many people are on the line etc. etc., they will have greater control of when a call is put through or not.
The majority of their revenue is obviously made from listeners so when the girl is phone waving or speaking on the mic giving the impression that there is no one in the system they will actually be waiting until there are enough people on the line to make them taking a call worthwhile. If you are a caller who actually wants to speak to the girl you could be waiting ages until the level of listeners is satisfactory for them.
Incidentally how do they regulate under age listeners?
This is all in addition to their ‘dodgy’ phone system which tells you that a girl is on a call when she clearly isn’t, or returns you to the menu for no apparent reason or abruptly cuts you off even though you haven’t reached the timeout limit; this of course could also be the girl deliberately killing the call herself.
Disclaimer: This entire post is completely conjecture on my part and any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.
The Mica bath tub stint was a very welcome start to the night and left me hoping the rest of the night would feed off the initial burst of excitement but it just fell away in rather tame fashion unfortunately
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Bath tub shenanigans ultimately gave way to the tried, tested and failed lying on beds in the same old positions
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