Simple really, what are your favourite TV & film quotes?
Mine at the moment is:
George Costanza from Seinfeld with his 'You can stuff your sorryies in a sack, mister!'
Hilarious!
(they don't have to be funny, just your favourite ones)
"now i may be an idiot, but there is one thing i am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot"
"oh, crap,, i'm stuck in the stairs"
both peter griffin from family guy
Another one I love is from my favourite film, Gangs of New York:
Bill The Butcher: 'Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide'
"good evenin', motherfucker!" who the hell are you? "Cleveland motherfucking Brown, motherfucker!"
Cleveland Brown from the Cleveland show
"speak to somebody who's actually had a shit"
Bob Mortimer from shooting stars
One of my favourites from "Frasier" - an oldie but a goodie.
"Daphne is psychic - we've decided to find it charming".
"i'm talkin' to you, you prick!"
richard pryor in see no evil, hear no evil (recommend it to anyone)
also from frasier, whilst picking up a pregnant daphne
"it took three crane's to pick you up"
martin crane
From the West Wing:-
Right wing lobbyist "Show the average American teenage male a condom and his mind will turn to thoughts of lust."
Toby "Show the average American teenage male a lug wrench and his mind will turn..."
"Frankly,my dear,your boobs just aren't big enough!"
Chimpy 2/10/2011 (Quoted from the film of my life,'How to make jokes and influence primates' )