Hud - :
"The only question i ever ask a woman is, what time is your husband coming home"
Hud Bannon (Paul Newman)
Scent Of A Woman - : This is one of favourite Al pacino performances as blind colonel Frank Slade, its filled with many great lines and dialogue from the great man, this extract is my particular fave.
"Women what can you say?.Who made em. God must have been a fucking genius. The hair...they say hair is everything you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls...just wanted to go to sleep forever?. Or lips... and when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah!, big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm legs, i don't care if they're greek columns... or second hand stienways. Whats between em... passport to heaven".
24 season 2:
Jack: You are Marshall Goren?
Marshall: Yeah.
Jack: Eight counts, kidnapping a minor. Two counts, child pornography. First-degree murder.
Marshall: Yeah, uh-huh. Hey, look: I already made my deal, and I don't need to hear this noise. All I've gotta do is testify against Wald, and I walk. [smirks]
[Jack regards Marshall for a moment, then draws his weapon and shoots him in the heart]
George: Oh, my God, Jack! What are you thinking?!
Jack: I need a helicopter and a backup team ready to leave here in fifteen minutes.
George: Are you out of your mind?
Jack: You want to find this bomb? This is what it's gonna take.
George: Killing a witness?
Jack: That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. I'd start rolling up your sleeves... I'm gonna need a hacksaw.
Broadway Danny Rose -:
"You know what my philosophy of life is?. That its important to have some laughs, no question about it, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point of life".
Danny Rose - Woody Allen.
Total Recall (1990)
Douglas Quaid: [after fooling Richter and company with the hologram-bracelet, Quaid reappears on the other side of the reactor-site... right in front of Cohaagen's guards] Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid...?
[They turn to face nothing]
Douglas Quaid: ...it is!
[Quaid shoots the guards]
Innerspace (1987)
Victor Scrimshaw: [while using payphone] Cowboy, what the.... (pauses) I don't care what you been through, couldn't possibly compare to what I've been through
Dr. Margaret Canker: Or what am going, through
Duck Soup
This is my fave Marx Brothers movie and Groucho and his favourite stooge the great Margeret Dumont worked off each other so well, i just love this section of dialogue:
Mrs Teasdale: As chairwoman of the reception commitee, i extend the good wishes of every man, woman and child of Freedonia.
Rufus T Firefly: Never mind that stuff, take a card.(fans out a deck).
Mrs T:(picks a card) Card?. What do i do with the card!
Rufus T: You can keep it. I got 51 left!. Now what were you saying.
Mrs T: As chairwoman of the reception commitee, I welcome you with open arms.
Rufus T: Is that so?. How late do you stay open?.
Mrs T: I've sponsored your appointment because i feel you are the most able statesman in all Freedonia.
Rufus T: Well that covers a lot of ground. Say you cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it, i hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi, if you cant get a taxi, you can leave in a huff, if thats too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since i came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Commando:
John Matrix: "Where is she Sully!"
Sully: "Kiss my ass!"
John Matrix: "I cant hear you!"
Sully: "I'll say it a little louder, get fucked"
John Matrix: (Dangling sully over a cliff upside down by his leg)
"Your loyalty is very touching, but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what is important is GRAVITY!, and i got to remind you Sully: This is my weak arm.
Arnold Schwarzenegger:(John Matrix)
David Patrick Kelly: (Sully)
Desperate Housewives: Season 8, Episode 19 With So Little to Be Sure Of (April 1 2012)
Gaby: You can't dress for church if you want to move the 'merch.
Carlos: [trying hard not to laugh] Gaby!!
Gaby: You gotta shake your rear to want them buy the gear.
Carlos: Gaby!
Gaby: You wanna sell some knits, you gotta flash the...
Carlos: [Stops her] Gaby! I got it.
Gaby: Ah, I had about 15 more...
Manhunter:
I love this quote from a great entry in the Hannibal Lecter francise,
"Before me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great becoming but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly...Tremble. But fear is not what you owe me. You and the others. You owe me Awe!
Francis Dollarhyde - Tom Noonan.