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Blade: Now, what's behind Door Number One?
Chief Martin Vreede: I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
Blade: Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
The Simpsons, Season 10, Episode 21 - Monty Can't Buy Me Love
[After some prodding from Marge that Bart, Homer and Lisa are so lazy and since they are reluctant to listen to one of her poem she wrote, she wants the family to take a nice walk]
Homer:[whinging voice] Can't we go home yet!? My feet hurt, all this fresh air making my hair move and I don't know how much longer I can complain.
The film The Jerk Steve Martin writes home to his parents
I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
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Cop(1988)
Hopkins(James Woods)finally has the killer Franco trapped after a shootout .Franco has no bullets left.
Franco : "Well,what's it to you Hopkins?.You're a cop,you gotta take me in."
Hopkins : "Well there's some good news and there's some bad news.The good news is,you're right I'm a cop and I have to take you in.The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a fuck."
Hopkins then blasts Franco, 3 times,close range with a pump action shotgun.
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My personal favourite quote from the movie - Uncle Buck (1989) starring the late John Candy. The movie also starred a young Macaulay Culkin.
[Buck Russell (Candy) is calling his girlfriend Chanice Kobolowski (Amy Madigan) to break some very bad news, that he needs to look after his two nieces and one nephew after he made a promise to his brother Bob Russell (Garrett M. Brown)]
Chanice:[answer ringing telephone while in bed] Hello?
Buck Russell: Chanice honey, I have some bad news.
Chanice: [not overly surprised] Let me guess. You are not coming to work in the morning.
[Russell takes his telephone receiver from his face, take a deep sigh and put his ear back to the phone and prepares for the worst
Buck Russell:Just let-, Let m, -Gi-, No but, -You don't, -Would you just-, Let-, Gimme!-, Lemme get!-, Lemme get!, -You're not!, -Gimme a!-, Awwwww!
Chanice:[put telephone down] Goodbye.
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The Simpsons, Season 4, Episode 17: Last Exit to Springfield
Mr. Burns: "We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract."
Homer's Brain: "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Mr. Burns: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Homer's Brain: "Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?"
Mr. Burns: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
Homer's Brain: "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Mr. Burns: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckles, winks)"
Homer's Brain: Aaaaaagh!
Homer: "Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
Mr. Burns: Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing. They're not sad at all. They're actually singing. They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers! [To Smithers] Oooh, tell Simpsons, I ready to do a deal.
