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from me, myself and irene
"y'all come back, now, thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!"

"holy frankenfuck, snakes!" Deborah Morgan, dexter.

fresh prince of bel air

Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe - will phones his mom - "stop laughin, mom" line

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8f0lNwB...628BF5731E

momma no!!!!!!!!! scene - season 5, ep 25 - will does a little dance at 0.31 - 0.35 lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFuKgleL63M

carlton shouts at uncle phil (then ashley!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQjjm67f...ults_video

From I'm Alan Partridge

Sonia: I have very difficult day at work. The new stock arrive and I have to cut the carrot cake."
Alan: "And they say nurses have it tough."

Dog Soldiers
Cooper: Go on then Bruce, what scares you?
Bruce: The self-destructive nature of the human condition.
Spoon: Youre just taking the piss now.
Cooper: What about you, Spoon?
Spoon: Castration.
Cooper: Theres no argument there. Joe?
Joe: Only one thing guaranteed to put the shits up me: a penalty
shoot-out.
Cooper: Figures. Terry?
Terry: Watching a penalty shoot-out... with Joe.
Bruce: What about you, Coop?
Cooper: Spiders. And women. And... spider-women.

Sergeant Harry Wells: Now listen up, I wanna make this quick, and to
the point, cos just like you all I want to do is get home, jump
into a warm bed with a nice hot woman and watch the footy.
Terry: Planning on scoring, Sarge?
Spoon: Yea, well mind you don't foul her in the penalty box.
Terry: Aww.
Wells: Alright, button it, Private Parts.

Spoon: So this bloke walks into a pub right, with a little dog under his arm. Puts it down on the bar, goes and sits down. The bar-tender's lookin' at him thinking "what the fuckin' hell's goin' on here?". Then he looks back at the dog, and to his surprise the dog turns around and...
[Dead cow drops into camp]
Cooper: Fuckin' cow.
Spoon: Fuckin' hell.
[Terry fires at it]
Wells: Cease fire, Terry. Cease fire.
Joe: Terry, what the hell are you doin'? You're firing blanks man.
Wells: Is everyone all right? Is everyone OK?
Spoon: Nah, man, I think I've shit meself

Megan: Move your fucking arse, soldier!
Cooper: Come on!
Spoon: I'm trying! Pull us!
Spoon (after being pulled through the window):I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!

the simpsons - bart 's inner child

homer: hey krusty, am bringin back the-
krusty: (cocks shotgun), you just keep right on drivin'!!

(homer's surprised), speeds away

from family guy

"hey, kids of america, it's hand-painted, wooden ball in a cup! toss the ball, catch it in the cup, dump it out of the cup, toss it, and catch it in the cup again, the ball is on a string, and attached to the cup, so there's no worry if you don't catch the ball in the cup, and clean up is as easy as catching a ball in a cup, so why spend another day not catching a ball in a cup, when you could be catching a ball in a cup"