Family Guy, Season 5: Episode 8 - Barely Legal
[Glenn Quagmire, after giving Meg advice, puts a ball and gag round his mouth; goes into a back room]
Quagmire: Alright, ladies, you ready for action?
Girl#1: We sure are, Glenn. Do you have the hwhip?
Quagmire: Got it right he... (confused) Wait, what?
The Walking Dead, Season 6, Final Episode - Last Day on Earth
My favourite Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) quotes from the episode cliffhanger ending
[After showing the group, Lucille, his signature weapon (a wooden baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire)
Negan: This is Lucille. And. She is awesome. All this, so just we can pick which one of you get the honour
[After stopping at Abraham Ford, who raises up from his knees, meeting Negan gaze; unafraid of Negan]
Negan: Huh. Oh, I gotta see this shit.
[Negan is pacing Rick Grimes's (Andrew Lincoln) group (who are on their knees) . After a while, he comes across a really weak Maggie Greene (Lauren Cohen)
Negan: Je-sus. You. Look shitty. I should just put you out of your misery right now. [starts to raise Lucille]
[After Glenn (Steven Yeun) interrupts him from harming his wife Maggie]
Negan: [annoyed sigh] Nope. [to Dwight (Austin Amelio) Get him back in line.
Negan: [exasperated sigh] All right. Listen, don't any of ya, do that again. I will shut that shit down no exceptions. First one free, it an emotional moment [points to Glenn] I get it.
Negan: [pointing Lucille to a unknown member of Rick's group] Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father and then we start. You can breath, you can blink, you can cry. [starts to raise Lucille up] Hell, you're all going to be doing a lot of that.
Another Negan quote I missed from the final season 6 of The Walking Dead
Negan: [to Rick Grimes] Give me your shit [brief pause] or I will kill you.
Another Negan dialog from The Walking Dead finale episode. Jeffrey Dean Morgan was cold as ice in this role.
Negan: What, no answer. You don't really think you were going to get through this without being punished now, did you?! I don't want kill you people, just wanna make that clear from the get-go. I want you to work for me. You can't do that if your dead now, can you? [smiles] I'm not growing a garden. But....you killed my people, a whole damn lot of them, more then I comfortable with and for that, for that your gonna pay. So now, I gonna beat the holy hell out of one of you.
Negan: [to Carl] You got one of our guns. [kneels down] Oh, yeah, you have a lot of our guns. Shit kid. Lighten up. Least cry a little.
Negan: [to Rick, referring to Carl] This is your kid, right [chuckles] This is definitely your kid.
Rick: [shouts] Just stop this-!
Negan: Hey! Do not make me kill the little future serial killer, don't make it easy on me. I got to pick somebody, everybody at the table, waiting for me to order [whistles]