"Life is pain,highness.Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Westley,The Princess Bride(1987)
(Not sure if another forum member done this quote - if so apologies)
Lone Survivor (2013)
Shane Patton (Played by Alexander Ludwig)
Shane Patton: Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world faires. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double cap crimpin' frogman. There ain't nothin' I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. 2by's, 4by's , 6by's and those big mother fuckers that bend and go 'Shhh Shhh' when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I'll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you're feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman's been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers boys.
Note: After watching the scene of Negan again, some quotes text need to altered/changed/deleted
The Walking Dead, Season 7, Episode 1 - The Day Will Come When You Won't Be (2017). Some more of my favorite quotes from Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and others from the first episode.
Abraham Ford: Suck...my....nuts
Negan: Did you hear that? He said "suck my nuts." [laughs]
[After being given a right hook by Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) for taunting Rosita (Christian Serratos) over Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz) bloody death and after Daryl is restrained to the ground by two fellow Saviours]
Negan: [pointing Lucille at Daryl, shouts] NO! oh no.... [turns away, chuckles] THAT! Oh-oh my [to Rick and the rest of the group] THAT? Is a no-no. The whole thing. Not one bit of that shit flies here!
[After Daryl is dragged back to his spot]
Negan: Anyway.... [after a beat] that not how it works. Now, I already told you people. First one free. Then what I say? I would shut that shit down! [smiles] No exceptions. Now, I don't know what kinda of lyin' assholes you been dealing with, but I'm a man of my word. First impressions are important. I need you to know me. So....[brief pause] back to it.
Negan: You bunch of pussies. I'm just getting started. She a vampire bat.
[A bit later in the day]
Negan: [sighs] Dwight.... [referring to Daryl] Load him up. [to Rick] He got guts, not like a lil bitch like someone I know. I like him. His mine now. And you still want to try something [mocking tone] "not today, not tomorrow, not today, not tomorrow". I will cut pieces of- [thinks, to Simon] what's his name?
Simon: Daryl
Negan: Wow! That actually sounds right. I will cut pieces off of Daryl and put them on your doorstep or better yet, I will bring him to you and have you, do it for me.
https://youtu.be/ceTR67EjeyU
I suspect this has already been on here. This is a 3-minute blueprint on how to live your life if you are a man.
