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Just watching Goodfellas (my favorite film of all time) so it has to be the inevitable....

Henry Hill - "As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

Oh and how could I forget...

Henry Hill -
"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what.
Business bad?
Fuck you, pay me!
Oh, you had a fire?
Fuck you, pay me!
Place got hit by lightning?
Fuck you, pay me!"

The Simpsons, Season 4, Itchy & Scratchy Land

Marge [to Grampa]: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper. Do you want me to write any of this down?
Grampa: No! I ain't senile, dad-blast it.

Marge: OK, bye bye.

Homer: Bye!

Bart: Bye!

Lisa: Bye, Grampa!

[Homer drives off]

Grampa: Wait a minute! What was that last thing you said? "Grampa's Little Helper"...what's that? [looks to the animals] Which one of you is the mailman? [the animals roll their eyes slowly towards one another]

The Walking Dead, Season 4, Episode 8 - Too Far Gone

Rick Grimes: [points to Alisha] You. You in the ponytails. Is this what you want? Is this what any one of you want?
Mitch Dolgen: What we want is what you got. Period. Time for you to leave, asshole.
Rick Grimes: Look, I've fought him before. And after, we took in his old friends. They've become leaders in what we have here. Now you put down your weapons, walk through those gates... you're one of us. We let go of all of it, and nobody dies. Everyone who's alive right now. Everyone's who's made it this far. We've all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We're not too far gone. We get to come back. I know... we all can change.
The Governor: [while angrily glares at Rick, mutters softly] Liar.
[The Governor then proceeds to rear back before partially decapitating Hershel]

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Jules (Samuel L Jackson) owns Pumpkin (Tim Roth) in the diner scene...

On the same theme :

National Lampoon Christmas Vacation (1989)

[as an entourage of suits - lead by Clark's boss - passes by single file]
Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Sister Act (1992)

[After Vince LaRocca is arrested]
Deloris Van Cartier / Sister Mary Clarence: I got two words for you, Vince.
Sister Mary Robert: Sister Mary Clarence!!
Deloris Van Cartier / Sister Mary Clarence [after a beat, offhand] Bless You.