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Billy Madison :

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The Simpsons, Season 6, Episode 21 - The PTA Disbands

[While at The First Bank of Springfield which is full of people queuing up, Bart enters looking to cause some mischief]

Bart: [laughing evilly] ha, ha, ha.
[Bart puts on a fake accent walks to a man and woman waiting in the queue] What do you mean, the bank is out of money?! [The man and woman look around shocked, while Bart quickly walks away.]

[Bart then goes around to another man in a different part of the queue, put on another fake accent]
Bart: Insolvent! [The man eyes widen]

[Bart then goes behind Superintendent Gary Chalmers and other woman wearing glasses and once again puts on another fake accent]
Bart: You only have enough money for the next 3 customers!!
[Chalmers and the woman look at each other]

[Bart's antics have proved all too much for some people waiting in the queue, as they all lunge forward and start hammering on the bank's windows demanding answers; with one guy getting crushed against the glass window. The bank manager comes out to calm down the situation]
The First Bank of Springfield bank manager: No, no, just wait a second here, no, no, I don't have your money here [stammers, points randomly] it's in Bill's house and, and, and Fred's house.
Moe: [to a random guy named Fred] Hey, what the hell your doing with my money in your house, Fred [punches him, knocking him out]

[A brawl then breaks out with random people punching each other. Bart then leaves, happy at the trouble he has cause]
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Family Guy, Season 4, Epsoide 10 - Model Misbehavior

Stewie: [walking out of his office] Uh, Brian, there you are, er, can I talk to you about something?
Brian: Er, yeah what is it?
Stewie: [pointing to Brian's "Life a Beach coffee mug] That coffee mug that you have on your desk, it says Life's a Beach? Umm that's dangerously close to the word bitch isn't it?
Brian: Uhh, yeah that's the joke.
Stewie: Oh, absolutely! And nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie, and you know between you and me I think it's a stitch, but some of the other employees found it offensive.
Brian: Other employees?! Who else works here besides me.
Stewie: FUCK YOU! That who works here!!
Mean Girls - Amanda Seyfried

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The Naked Gun

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"I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!"
An American Werewolf in London (1981)

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"We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!"
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

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"I think we'll start with a reign of terror."
The Invisible Man (1933)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

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Pulp Fiction (1994)

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Family Guy, Season 4, Episode 4 - Don't Make Me Over

Stewie: Mmm... Meg in low riders. (Pictures Meg thusly.) Ugh, enough of that. (The image returns). Go away, damn you. (The image of Meg in lowriders returns again.) Oh, you're going to get it now. (Stewie takes a rolling pin and assaults the thought bubble.)

Peter: My God, Lois, you were right. Why the hell didn't I see it coming? All right, stand aside. It's about time I did my fatherly duty. Ha-ha! I said "doodie." But no time to laugh about it now.
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