The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Catwoman: He's behind you.
Mercenary: Who?
Batman: Me.
Bane: Why are you here?
Sewer Thug #1: [to Gordon] Answer him!
Bane: [to thug] I was asking you.
Bane: We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive!
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
[In Jump Chambers Crib]
Jump Chambers: Hey, yo, Vogel. [brief pause] My DVD broke.
Prison Guard Vogel: Get you a new one straight away, Mr Chambers. [leaves room]
Jump Chambers: Well, well, well. Tony Fait. Come all this way to his visit his old pal Jump. [referring to Su] Who's the gook?
Jump Chambers: Hey. [referrin to Fait's & Su Shoes] No shoes in my crib, man.
Willy Chickens: [to Jump Chambers on attacking Fait] Yo, let me at him.
Jump Chambers: Go ahead. Shit.
[Chickens with a kitchen knife in hand tried lunges at Fait, but is stopped in his tracks by Su, who a quick swift kick to the head]
Jump Chambers: Hmmm... say hey to Daria for me. Don't forget your fucking shoes.
[Go back to reading magazine, looks over at Chickens, who still on the ground]
Jump Chambers: Pussy.
Hancock (2008)
[After ripping off the roof to their SUV and sitting down in the suspect's SUV backseat, Hancock tried to reason with the three suspects who are being chased by tons of Police]
Hancock: Shhh... hey, hey look Fellas, Fellas. hey. I don't give a shit what you did. I don't care. Three guys in the car, no girls, rave music. Hey, I'm not gonna judge. But if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly...I swear to Christ, [points to one of the gunmen] your head is going up the driver's ass. [points to driver] His head is going up your ass. [points to another gunmen] And you drew the short stick...[points to driver]... because your head is going up my ass.
[Having enough, the three suspect attempted to shoot Hancock with their Machine guns, which does no damage to Hancock whatsoever]
The Game of Thrones may have tons of sex and violence but it also has great dialogue.
It has such great actors as Diana Rigg and Charles Dance discussing a wedding between her gay son and his incestous daughter.
(Abridged version)
Tywin Lannister
The only thing that turns my stomach is the news of your sons nocturnal activities. Do you deny them?
Lady Olena Tyrell
Oh I agree. He's a sword swallower through and through
Goldfinger:
Bond (Sean Connery) to Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton).
"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done. Such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs."
Father Ted- Series 3: Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse.
Mrs Doyle: "Shall I make beds in the spare room?"
Father Jessop: "No. we'll sleep outside in a ditch!
Mrs Doyle: "Ok so....would you like a cup of tea?"
Father Jessup [Sarcastic] "No we want to die of thirst!"
Mrs Doyle [Uncertain] Ok so...
Father Ted [Quiet] "Mrs Doyle. I think Father Jessup might be being a bit sarcastic..."
Mrs Doyle: "Really? Were you being sarcastic Father Jessup?"
Father Jessup: [Still sarcastic] No, we'd like to die of thirst.!
Mrs Doyle [Looks confusedly at Father Ted]
Father Ted: [Quiet] "Mrs Doyle. I know it's a bit confusing, but the trick is to do the opposite to what Faher Jessup says."
Mrs Doyle: [Very uncertain] "So you really...do...want a cup of tea?"
Father Jessup: "Yes!" [reaches out for the cup]
Mrs Doyle: [ Takes the cup away, and looks very pleased, thinking she has understood correctly]
[Father Jack awakens, rattling some cans of drink]
Bishop Brennan: "Aha the Kraken awakes! Did we disturb you Father Hackett?"
Father Jack: "Arse biscuits."
Father Jessup: "What? How dare you speak to his grace like that. Apologise immediately!"
Father Jack [In a sarcastic manner] "I'm so,so sorry."
Father Ted [Addressing Mrs Doyle] "Now that's sarcasm"
A few dialogue pieces from Speed (1994). Some good one liners among the breakneck action...
1. The SWAT team have assembled in the lobby of the office block where terrorist Howard Payne (Dennis Hopper) has rigged the emergency brakes of an elevator with explosives...
Cop: "Is there anything else that will stop this elevator from falling?"
Jack Traven (Keanu Reeves): "Yeah. The basement."
2. Jack is helped back on to the bus after attempting to diffuse the bomb...
Stephens: "Did you have any luck with the bomb?"
Jack: "Yeah. It didn't go off."
3. Jack and Payne are fighting on top of the train as it hurtles towards the end of the line...
Payne: [Payne wrestles with Jack for a deadman-switch detonator on top of a runaway subway train] "I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter! I'm smarter!"
[Jack sees a hanging light approaching and forces Payne into its path. Payne looks up and screams before the light decapitates him]
Jack: [grabbing the detonator before Payne's body falls away] "Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!"